telugu Ant and elephant jokes

Two Ants Drunk And Went Near an elephant..
one ant said epuudurara na kodaka chusukundam.
the other said poni ra mama manam iddaram vaadu okkade…

Telugu Ant and Elephant Jokes…

roudy ants mundhu nunchi oka lady elephant pothundhi….
dinamma 360 240 360 pori pitta pitta ladi pothundhi………….

Telugu ant and Elephant Joke funny

Elephant:Darling nuvvu oppukunte ninnu pelli chesukunta.
Ant:ennisarlu cheppali ma entilo inter cast marriages opukoru.
Nannu marachipo dear

one day chimalu anni samavesham avuthai

one day chimalu anni samavesham avuthai endukante vatini champe elephant ni champudamani,
aa samaveshanni elephant gamanistundi,
parugu thiyadam modalu peduthundi,andulo oka chima gadu chusi arey elephant gaadu urukuthundu esyndra antu aa chimalu anni dani vembadistunte oka chima matharam oka chettu chatuku untundi inko chima adugu thuddi nuv e kkada enduku unnavani?
meeru atu nundi elephant nu tharumuka randi nenu elephant kallalla na kallu addam petti padagodutha………….

Telugu sms jokes- Telugu very funny Ant And Elephamt Joke

Telugu sms jokes- Telugu very funny Ant And Elephamt Joke

Ants are bathing, an Elephant jumped in to Pool..

All the Ants got out of Water except One Ant which Climbing on Elephant..

All the other Ants shouted

“VADALAKU! MUNCHU NAA KODUKUNI MUNCHU”

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Telugu Very Funny Sms Joke in Telugu-Bava okati Adugutanu isthava

Ant:Bava okati Adugutanu isthava

Elephant:Enti Bammardhi Cheppu
Ant:Ni paatha drayer istava
Elephant: Enduku Bammardi
Ant:NA KODUKU PELLI UNDI TENT VESTANU.

Telangana Style wedding card

Telangana Style wedding card:
‘LAGGAM PILUPU’
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale…
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.

there should be the TELANGANA…- Telangana sms

JAI TELANGANA
Air|T|el;
Id|E|a;
Re|L|iance;
Vod|A|fone;
Bs|N|l;
Vir|G|in;
Tat|A|docomo;
Uni|N|or;
|A|ircel
without TELANGANA there is no network! so there should be the TELANGANA state map in in the world map;
JAI TELANGANA.

Telugu Movie names in Telangana Style Funny Sms

Telugu Movie names in Telangana Style Funny Sms

Sidhu from Srikakulam
Mallesh from Malkajgiri
Seema Shastry
Telangana Mestry
Narsimha Naidu
Narsingh Yadav
Parugu
Uruku
Akkada Ammai Ikkada Abbai
Aada Pori Eeda Poradu
Naari Naari Naduma Murari
Pori Pori Madhyalo Tiwari
Sankranthi
Bonalu
Chaala Bagundi
Zabbardasth Undi

Why Telangana State Asking Telangana People..??

Why Telangana State Asking Telangana People..??

Andhra Seema= AS
Telangana= TG
Districs in AS-13, TG-10.
Colleges,Schools AS-80%, TG-20%.
Medical Colleges and
Hospitals AS-969, TG-270.
Govt.jobs AS-9,00,000, TG-3,00,000.
Industries AS-6825, TG-1235.
Electricity use AS-77%, TG-23%.
Godavari,Krishna river AS-21%,31% Usage 91%, 87%.
Godavari,Krishna river TG-79%,69% usage 9%, 13%.
so they want Telangana…………….

Windows 2000 – తెలంగాణా భాషలో….

Windows 2000 – తెలంగాణా భాషలో….

ఓక వేళ Windows 2000, తెలంగాణా భాషలో ఉంటే ఎట్లా ఉంటుంది??

Microsoft Windows 2000 = గింత అంత మెత్త కిటికీల్ రెండువేల్
Search = దెవులాడు
Save = బచాయించు
Save as = గిట్లా బచాయించు
Save All = గన్ని బచాయించు
Help = నన్ను బచాయించు
Find = ఎతుకు
Find Again = మళ్ళా ఎతుకు
Move = సర్కాయించు
Zoom = పెద్దగ చేయ్
Open = తెరువు
Close = ముయ్
New = కొత్తది
Old = పాతది
Replace = మార్చెయ్
Insert = నడిమిట్ల ఎట్టు
Space = జాగ
Backspace = ఎనక జాగ
Run = వురుకు
Print = అచ్చు
Copy = గట్లనే దించు
Cut = కోయ్
Paste = అతికియ్
Paste Special = పెషల్ అతికియ్
Delete = బొందలొ కొట్టు
View = సూడు
Tools = ముట్లు
Toolbar = ముట్ల గొట్టం
Exit = ఇగ వోరి
Mouse = ఎల్క
Click = ఒత్తు
Double Click = మల్ల మల్ల ఒత్తు
Scrollbar = తిప్పుడు గొట్టం
Errors = నీ నోట్ల మన్ను వడా!!
Home = ఇంటికి వో
End = కొనాక్కి వో

bardavajudu:- andaru vinundri arjun leka banam kotetollu gida evaru leru..

bardavajudu:- andaru vinundri arjun leka banam kotetollu gida evaru leru..

karnudu:- gatlaenduku antav saru..gida nenu lena…
bardvaja:- nuvvu evaru vai…
karnudu:- karnuni…
bardvaj;- a kulam vai nedi.
karnundu:-…madhi…china kulam.
bardvaj:-..khkhkhk..china kulapodivi hahah..banam kodta antav po edkeli
duryodanudu:-em matladutunav saru…aptinunchi sustuna kulam gurinchi baga tistunav. gida kulam potilu nadustunaya..banala potilu nadustunaya…khkhkh em saru nuvvu kulam gurinchi matladutunava..hahahha me nayna di a kulam saru..ne gunam gurinchi gida evarini telvanda… nuvvu matti kunda la puttinav nedi a kulam… gida kusuna gi shantanavudu shiva samudrudaina ganga garbam la puttaleda. ginadi a kulam.. heheheh..ega chepukunta pothe ma kutumbam motam oka kulapollam kadu..ega salu gani sapudadaka kuso

Telangana Funny Sms joke- Johnny Johnny Yes papa

Telangana Funny Sms  joke- Johnny Johnny Yes papa

English:

Johnny Johnny Yes papa
Eating Sugar No papa
Telangana Telugu:
Johnny ga Johnny ga.. Endhi naina
Shekkar Bukkuthunnaav ra.. ledhu naina

Telangana funny sms joke

Telangana funny sms joke

English:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke his crown
jill came tumbling down.
Telangana Telugu:
jack gaadu jill gaadu konda ku poyinru
gaadi ki poyi neellu testunte
jack gaadu kinda padi moothi bokkal saap chesu kundu
jill gaadu dil khush toni panduga cheskundu

New Telangana SmS Telangana

These will be titles of some of the Telugu movies when dubbed in Telangana.

1. Narasimha Naidu – Narsing Yadav

2. Parugu – Uruku
3. Akkada Ammayi Ikkada Abbayi – Aada Pori Eeda Poragaadu
4. Siddu from Srikakulam – Mallesh from Malkajgiri
5. Chaala baavundi – Zabardastundi
6. Avunanna Kadanna – Au Malla Lee Malla
7. Sankranti – Bonalu
8. Ammayilu Abbayilu – Porlu Poragaallu
9. Palnati Brahmanaidu – Karimnagar KCR
10. Naari Naari Naduma Murari – Pori Pori Madhyana Tiwari
11. Chantabbai – Chinna poragadu
12. Kaumaram Puli – Kaumaram Sher
13. 47 rojulu – 47 dinalu
14. Seema Sastry – Telangana Sastry
15. Sorry naaku pellayyindi – sorry naaku laggamayyindi
16. Idiot – Dhed Dimak gaadu
17. Varudu – PENDLIKODUKU
18. POKIRI – FALTU BADKHOW

Sri rama Navami Greetings and Sms In telugu

Let us pray sacred mantras,
in the praise of eternal savior:
“Sri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram”
Blessings of Rama Navami

Happy Srirama Navami Sms Greetings 2011 in Hindi

Happy Srirama Navami Sms Greetings 2011  in Hindi

Ram ji ki jyoti se noor milta hai
Sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai
Jo bhi jata hai ram ji ke dwar
Kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.
“Happy Ram Navmi”.

Happy Sriramanavami Greetings Sms in English

Happy Sriramanavami Greetings Sms in English


Let us pray some sacred mantras,
in the praise of eternal savior:
“Om Sri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram”.
Wish you be accompanied with auspiciousness
and blessings of lord Rama
May Lord Ram Bless you on Ram Navami and Always, Happy Ram Navami.

ఒక పంజాబ్ న్యూస్ పేపర్ లో ఈ విధంగా న్యూస్ వచ్చింది

ఒక పంజాబ్ న్యూస్ పేపర్ లో ఈ విధంగా న్యూస్ వచ్చింది
” 50 % సర్దార్లు బుర్రలేని వాళ్ళు ” అని …
దాంతో సర్దార్లందరికి కోపం వచ్చింది చాలా గొడవ చేసారు…
మర్నాడు మళ్ళీ ఆ పేపరు వాళ్ళు సరిదిద్దారు ..
’50 % సర్దార్లకి బుర్ర ఉంటుంది ” అని అంతే సర్దార్ల గొడవ సద్దుమణిగింది…

(జడ్జి దొంగతో)-Telugu Jokes In Telugu

(జడ్జి దొంగతో)
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దొంగ : అయితే చూపించండి .
జడ్జి : చూశావుగా మరి నీవేమైనా చెప్పాలనుకుంటున్నావా?
దొంగ : చూశారుగా నా పర్ఫామేన్స్ .
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Telugu Jokes in Telugu

Telugu Jokes in Telugu

ఇద్దరు lovers కూర్చొని,తిన్టు మాట్లాడుకుంటారు.

అమ్మాయేమో అబ్బాయితో ఇలా అంటుంది ,మనం ఇలాకూర్చొని తింటూ ఉంటే నీకేమనిపిస్తుంది.

అబ్బాయి:- నాకన్నా నువ్వే ఎక్కువ తింటున్నావనిపిస్తుంది

Telugu Funny Dad and Son Joke In Telugu

Telugu Funny Dad and Son Joke In Telugu

“నాన్నా… నాన్నా… నాకు సన్నాయి నేర్చుకోవాలనుంది. నేను నేర్చుకోవటానికి ఒక సన్నాయి కొనిపెట్టవా?” ఐదో కొడుకు అడిగాడు తండ్రిని.
“వద్దురా.. వేళాపాళా లేకుండా వాయిస్తే ఇంట్లో గోలగా ఉంటుంది” అన్నాడు తండ్రి.
“ఫర్లేదు నాన్నా… మీరంతా నిద్ర పోయిన తరువాత వాయించుకుంటాను” చెప్పాడు కొడుకు అమాయకంగా

Telugu Funny Sms Jokes In Telugu- పొదుపరి భర్తతో తిప్పలు

Telugu Funny Sms Jokes In Telugu- పొదుపరి భర్తతో తిప్పల

పొదుపరి భర్తతో తిప్పలు

భార్య : చీర కొనుక్కుంటాను.. వెయ్యి రూపాయలిమ్మంటే ఇవ్వరేం. పెళ్లికి ముందు డబ్బుని నీళ్లలా

ఖర్చుపెడతానని కోతలు కోశారు.. నిలదీసింది భర్తని.

భర్త : ఓసి పిచ్చిదానా.. నీకింకా తెలియదేమో.. నేను నీళ్లని కూడా చాలా పొదుపుగా వాడతాను.

Telugu Funny Police and Tailor Funny Sms Joke In Telugu

“ఏంటయ్యా నా ప్యాంట్*కు, షర్టుకు జేబులు అస్సలు కుట్టలేదు? మరి నేను డబ్బులు ఎక్కడ దాచుకోవాలి ?” కోపంగా అన్నాడు పోలీసు వేంకటస్వామి టైలర్ తో.

“పోండి సార్ భలేవారు మీరు. పోలీసులెక్కడైనా తమ జేబుల్లోంచి డబ్బు తీసి ఖర్చు చేస్తారా ఏంటి? అందుకు పెట్ట లేదు” అన్నాడు టైలర్.

Telugu funny sms joke in telugu Daughter And Dad

Telugu funny sms joke in telugu  Daughter  And Dad

కాలేజీకి వెళ్తున్న కూతురుతో కన్నారావు “అబ్బెబ్బె ఈ కాలంలో అమ్మాయిలకు బొత్తిగా సిగ్గు ఎగ్గు లేకుండా పోతున్నది. ఏంటా డ్రెస్సులు? మగవారంటే ఏ మాత్రం

భయం లేదు. మా తరంలో నీ వయస్సు ఆడపిల్లలు నన్ను చూస్తే ఎంత సిగ్గు పడేవారో?” అరిచాడు.  “వాళ్ళు సిగ్గుపడేంత పనులు మీరేం చేసేవారు డాడీ?” అడిగింది కూతురు.

Telugu Funny Love Joke In Telugu-మాజీ ప్రియుడు

Telugu Funny Love Joke In Telugu-మాజీ ప్రియుడు

ఇద్దరమ్మాయిలు బజారులో వెళుతున్నారు. ఇంతలో ఒక బిచ్చగాడు అక్కడికి వచ్చాడు.
బిచ్చగాడు: అమ్మా… కొంచెం దయ చూపించండి
ఒకమ్మాయి అతని జోలెలో వంద రూపాయల నోటు వేసింది.
రెండో అమ్మాయి: (ఆశ్చర్యంగా అడిగింది…) ఏమే ఎందుకంత వేశావ్ ?
మొదటి అమ్మాయి: పాపం అతను ఇంతకు ముందు ఇలాంటి నోట్లు నా కోసం చాలా ఖర్చు చేశాడులే….

Happy Ugadi 2011 Sms – Telugu New Ugadi SMS:

Happy Ugadi 2011 Sms – Telugu New Ugadi SMS:

New aim, new achievement, new dream
New idea new thinking
New ambition
New life + success
Happy Telugu new year 2011
UGADI U & Ur family

Telugu 2011 ugadi Greeting Sms

Telugu 2011 ugadi Greeting Sms

Wish You All
Very Very Happy &
Prosperous UGADI
Telugu New Year
Almighty Give You
All Goodness Of Wealth &
Health To U & U R Family

Wish You All
Very Very Happy &
Prosperous UGADI
Telugu New Year
Almighty Give You
All Goodness Of Wealth &
Health To U & U R Family

Happy Ugadi 2011 New Year Greetings

Memories of moments celebrated together…….

Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever…….

Make me Miss You even more this Ugadi.

Hope this Ugadi brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!

HAPPY Ugadi

Ugadi Greetings- ugadi messages 2011

Ugadi Greetings- ugadi messages 2011

May This Ugadi be as bright as ever.
May this Ugadi bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ugadi bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love

Telugu New Best Ugadi Sms Message In Telugu- Velugula harathi…

Telugu New Best Ugadi Sms Message In Telugu- Velugula harathi…

Velugula harathi…

telugu vari kothavelugula kanthi..

vachenamma ugadi.

kotha samvachara vrudhi.

ugadi shubakankshalu.

Telugu Latest 2011 best good Ugadi shubakanshalu Sms, Greetings,Wisehs

Telugu Latest 2011 best good Ugadi shubakanshalu Sms, Greetings,Wisehs

Kokilammala kuthalatho

Mavikommala puthalatho

Vachindi ugadi

Neeku techenduku santhoshala nidhi

Ugadi shubakanshalu

Telugu New Year Ugadi Shubakankshalu

 Telugu ugadi sms in telugu,ugadi

greetings in telugu

Ugadi Shubakankshalu

Maduramaina Prathiksanam
Nilsthundi Jeevitantam
Raabothunna Kotta Samvataram
Alanti Ksanalani Enno ivalani Korukuntu
Ugadi Shubakankshalu

Telugu Ugadi Sms And Telugu Ugadi Greetings

Telugu Ugadi Sms And  Telugu Ugadi Greetings

May your hate for your enemies fades away

May the darkness around you become lighter

May this Ugadi bring joy,

health and prosperity to you and your family

Telugu Ugadi Sms In Telugu-arudenche ugaadi marala

Telugu Ugadi Sms In Telugu-arudenche ugaadi marala

arudenche ugaadi marala;

teralu veeDu kanu-paapala

virabooyu vasanta sirulu

aramarikalu asalu leka

Nootana Samvatsara Shubhakaankhalu

Telugu New Year Ugadi Sms Greetings 2011

Telugu New Year Ugadi Sms Greetings 2011

One year gone
One new year comes
It happened so
And it’ll always be so
But you can make it a better one
Happy Ugadi 2011

new amma mothers day sms greeting 2011

Jeevitanni Varanga echina :AMMAKU:
e Bahumati echina Takkuve.
Happy Mothers Day..

mothers day best cute poem 2011

Happy Holi Sms In English’

English Holi Greetings Sms Latest-Blue is song,

“ Blue is song,
Yellow is music,
Green is dance,
Red is beauty,
White is love
&
Pink is for joy..
I wish all these colors fall on u!
May God paint d canvas of ur life with d most vibrant colors, sparkles, peace

& joy at every step of ur life..
HAPPY HOLI..

Happy Holi Sms In English’

Happy Holi Wishes New- Memories of moments

Memories of moments celebrated together……. Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever…….
Make me Miss You even more this Holi.
Hope this Holi brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY Holi

Happy Holi Sms In English’

Telugu Latest Holi Sms Wishes Greetings

A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud,
Just a soft sms is enuff to express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the festival of Holi with lots of fun an Blessings.

H A P P Y H O L I …!!!

Happy Holi Sms In English’

Simple Best Holi Sms In English

A colorful message to a colourful person,
for a colorful day,
in a colorful way,
as a pray,
that the colorful ray,
forever stay. “HAPPY HOLI”

Dhukhi Ghazal Sms

Dhukhi Ghazal Sms

Main ne kab dard k zakhmon se shikiayat ki hai ?

Haan mera jurm hai k main ne MOHABBAT ki hai !

Aaj phir dekha hai usey mehfil main pathar ban kar,

Main ne aankhon se nahi dil se bagawat ki hai,

Usko bhool jane ki galti bhi nhi kar sakte

Toot kar ki hai to sirf “usi” se MOHABBAT ki hai.

Sad Ghazal Sms

Sad Ghazal Sms

*” KUCH NAHI “*

Dard-o-gham k siva ishq me kia mila

” kuch nhi”

Jo tha kho bethy hasil hua

” kuch nahi”

Mene likh k bheja tha kia lagta hun tera?

Usne likh k bhej diya

“kuch nhi”

Mene kaha ruk ja mar jaonga tere bin

Wo aise chal para jese suna

“kuch nhi”

Yaad Ghazal Shayari Sms

Yaad Ghazal Shayari Sms

Tere Khyal min Kuch Aise Gum Rha Barson se

Main Apne Aap Se B Mil Nhi Saka Barson se

Kahein Wo Zaiqa Tehleel Hi Na Ho Jaye

Main Us Se Mil K Kisi Se Nhi Mila Barson se

Kaha Tha Tum Ne K Tum laout Aao Gy Ik Din

So Main Jahan Tha Wohein Per Khara Rha Barson se

Tere Baghair Meri Umer Raayigan Guzri

Koi B Kaam Nhi Theak Se Hua Barson se

Tumhare Hath Ki Dastak Ki Aas Mein

Main Apne Ghar Se Kahein B Nahi Giya Barson se…….*fr*

Bewafa Ghazal Sms

Bewafa Ghazal Sms

Wo aksar mujh se kehti thi
“WAFA HAI ZAT AURAT KI”
Magr jo mard hote hain,
Boht be’dard hote hain,
Kisi Bhanwary ki surat Gul ki khushbu loot
Jate hain,
Suno!
Tum ko kasam meri,
Riwayat tor dena tum,
Na tanha chor dena tum,
Na ye Dil tor k jana,
Mgr phir Kuch youn huwa hamdam,
Mujhe anjan raste par
Akela chor kar usne,
mera dil tor kar usne,
Muhabt
Chor di usne,
“WAFA HAI ZAT AURAT KI”
Riwayat torr di usne…!!!

Wasi Shah Text Ghazal

Wasi Shah Ghazal

Bichar K Tum Se Zindagi Saza Lagti Hai.

Yeh Saans B Jaise Mujh Se Khafa Lagti Hai.

Tarap Uthte Hain Dard K mreez.

Zakhmon Ko Jab Tere Sheher Ki Hawa Lagti Hai.

Agar Ummeed-e-Wafa Karon To Kis Se Karon

“W@$|”

Mujh Ko To Meri Zindagi B

Be-Wafa Lagti Hai….

Mohsin Gazals Sms

Mohsin Gazals Sms

Yadon Ka Ik Johnka Aya Ham Se Milnay Barson Baad.!

Pahlay Itna Roye Nahi Thay Jitna Roye Barson Baad.!

Lamha Lamha Ghar Ujra Hai To Ham Ko Ahsas hua.!

Pathar Aye Barson Pahlay Sheshay Tootay Barson Baad.!

Aaj Hamari Khak Pe Dunya Ronay Dhonay Baithi hai.!

Phool Huay Hain Itnay Sastay Janay kitnay Barson Baad.!

Dastak Ki Umeed Lagaye “MOHSIN” Kab Tak Jeetay Ham.!

Kal Ka Wada Karnay Walay Milnay Aye Barson Baad.

Dukhi Ghazal Shayari

Dukhi Shayari Ghazal

“(Jaane phir “kiyun.?)

“Khud ko mujh “se juda kia us “ne,

“jo na krna tha “woh kia us ne,

“yaad krne se b “na yaad aaon,

“aisa mujh ko “buhla dia usne,

“tum tu bus “waqt ki zarorat “ho,

“mujh ko aakhir “bata dia usne,

“apne haathon “se likh k mjhe “?,

“jaane phir kiyun”mita diya us ne,”

Na Us Se Milte Na Aisa Hota

Tarap rahi hai har Ek tamanna,

Na Us se milte,

Na aisa hota.

Bujhi bujhi si hai dil ki duniya,

Na Us se milte

Na aisa hota.

Hum aisi mehfil mein kaise jain,

Jahan k manzar hamein jalain.

Agar hai jalna Jalein gein tanha.

Na Us se milte,

Na aisa hota.

Na chain aaye, Na mout aaye,

Na jee rahe hain,

Na mar rahe hain.

Kahan tha pehle ye haal Apna.

Na Us se milte,

Na aisa hota.

Shikwa Shayari Sms

Shikwa Shayari Sms

Aik ghazal tere liye zaror likhon ga.

Be hisab us mein tera qasor likhon ga.

Tu guftaar ka mahir tu qirdaar ka mahir

Par husn ko tery tera ghuroor likhon ga.

Toot gye bachpan k tery sary khilony

Ab dilon sy khailna tera dastoor likhon ga..

Raha ishq ka dawa tuje tamam umr

Wafa ki dehleez sy tuje mafroor likhon ga..

Khud sakhta jo hy tera judai ka faisla

Aesy har iqdaam ko na manzoor likhon ga.

Humain kehny ki aadat nhi likhny ka shouq hy

Jazboon ko apne qalam ki taseer likhon ga..

Tera wajood mera wajood muje ik sa lgy

Par tuje main khud sy bht dor likhon ga.. . . . .

Best Ghazal Sms

Best Ghazal

Lo apna jahan dunia walo!hm is dunia ko chor chaly

Jo rishty naty jory thy wo rishty naty tor chaly.

Kuch sukh k lamhy dekh chaly,kuch dukh k lamhy jheil chaly.

Taqdeer ki andhi gardish ne jo khel khilaya khel chaly.

Hr cheez tumhari lota di hm kuch na le kr sath chaly.

Phir dosh na dena ay logo!hm dekh lo khali hath chle

Ye rah “WASI”akeili hy yahan sath na koi yar chle

Os paar na jany kia hoga,is paar to sub kuch haar chlale…

Latest Ghazal Sms

Latest Ghazal Sms

Tm bin guzar tu jaye gi zindgi,

pr main G na paunga tm bin,

hzaron sitaron ki bheer main b dekho,

ye chand kitna tanha he tm bin,

rahoon kahin b,kisi k sath b,

pr main hmesha udaas hon tm bin,

agr charaghon ki roshni mein hon main,

pr meri zindgi mein andhera he tm bin,

bharon ka mausam tu he gulshnon mein,

pr pholon mein khushboo nhi he tm bin,

mera sb kuch tu tm ho,

main tu kuch b nhi hon tm bin.

Bahut Saary Sawalon Se

Bahut saary sawalon se kinara kar liya tumne

Bil’akhir judai ka ishara kr dia tumny

Mery ham’dam tumhara shukrya he sachy jazbo sy

K kuch din pyar ko mery gawara kr lia tumny

Ka’e shamain guzaari hain tumhari yad me hmny

Enhi yado ko jiny ka sahara kr dia tumny

Mery hisy mai kr di siskiyan or sary gam

Ab kisi or k dil me basera kr lia tumny

Me ujra hon mery dil mai koi tufan aaya tha

Meri hi kashtiyan dubi Or kinara kr lia tumny.

Kbhi Arzo Thi Usse Apnane Ki

Kbhi Arzo Thi Usse Apnane Ki,

Chura K Dunya Se Dil Me Basane Ki.

Wo Chor Hi Gaya Akhir Beech Safar Me,

Usne Qasam Khai Thi Sath Nibhane Ki.

Uski Rahon Me Bathe Hain Palkhe Bichaye,

Jis Ki Aas Bhi Nahi Rahi Loat Aane Ki.

Mere Baad Jane Ga Wo Meri Qadro-Qemat,

Bus Dair Hai Meri Is Dunya Se Jane Ki.

Tum Chaho Gay Ek Din Dekhna

“Tum Chaho gay ek Din dekhna,

Haan Chaly aao gay ek Din dekhna,

Yun karo Mat mery Jazbon say Mazak,

Warna Pachtao gay ek Din dekhna,

Soch lo yeh Berukhi achi nahi,

Khud ko Tarpao gay ek Din dekhna,

Mery Chehry ki Jhalak K wasty,

Qasam Say “Tum” Taras jao gay ek Din dekhna. . .

Dil Mein Wafa Ki Hay Talab

*Gazal*

Dil mein Wafa Ki hay Talab,

Lab pe Sawal bhi Nahi,

Hum hain Hisar-e-Dard mein’

Us Ko Khayal bhi Nahi,

Wo Jo Anna Parast hay,

Main bhi Waffa Parast hoon”

Us Ka Jawab bhi Nahi,

Meri Misaal bhi Nahi,

Us ko Zaban day Chukay’

Dil ka Jahaan day Chukay’

Ehd-e-Wafa ko Torrna

Apni Majal bhi Nahi….

Us se kahu k do ghari

Hum se wo aa mily kahin

Mana k yeh muhal ha

Itna mahal b nhi

Itna hai us se rabta

Jitna ha chawon se dhoop ka

Gr yeh hijar nahi

To yeh wasaal bhi nhi….

Mohabbat Rog Hai Dil

GHAZAL

Tamana le k ulfat ki mere aangan mein wo aya

MOHABBAT Rog hai Dil ka Usay ye main ne samjaya

Kaha us ne Mohabbat kar shareek-e-Gham bana MUJH ko

Karon ga Main Zamany ki

khushi se Aashna TUM ko

Hua Majboor main yaro kiya Iqraar ulfat ka

Laga di JAAN ki bazi

samaj kar khail Qismat ka

Hui Maloom phir Uski haqeeqat ye Zamany se

Usay taskeen milti hai Kisi ka DIL dukhanay se..

Mohabbaton Ka ZawaL Tha

Usay Apni Zid Ki Fikar Thi MuJe Apni Ana Ka KhayaL Tha,

Na MiLL Sky Hum Phir Kbhi,

Wo Hamari MohaBBaton Ka ZawaL Tha,

Mere Lye Us Ka Sath Hi Sb Kuch Tha,

Us K Lye Ye Sb MazaQ Tha,

Usay Bs Apni ManziLoon ki Fikar Thi,

Or,

Yahan Meri ZindaGi Ka SawaL Tha….!JUST FOR U

Mere Wajood Ki Jageer Usne Mangi Hai

Mere wajood ki jageer usne mangi Hai
Ajab khawab ki Tabeer usne mangi Hai
Uski qaid mein rehti Hoon main pehle bhi
Najane phir kyon zanjeer usne mangi Hai
Guman Hota Hai wo bhool sakta Hai mujhe
Kyon k aaj meri Tasveer usne mangi Hai
Mere Khuda mujhe uske nasib me likh de
K mujhse meri Taqdeer usne mangi Hai…

Sirf Tere Liye

Likhi hai ye Ghazal

“SIRF TERE LIYE”

Dewani bani Bhi to

“SIRF TERE LIYE”

Ksi ko nahi dekhengi ab ye AANKHEN,

Nazren tarsengi bhi to

“SIRF TERE LIYE”

b b barish hui to Teri Yad aye

Agr Barish main Bheegi to

“SIRF TERE LYE”

Hansi to meray Labo sy routh gai

Mgr js roz bhi Hansi to

“SIRF TERE LIYE”

Ek Pal Ki Judai Gawara Na Kar Sake

~Ghazal~

Ek Pal Ki Judai Gawara Na Kr Sake,

Aesa Ishq Hm Dobara Na Kr Sake,

Zindgi Bhar Palat K Na Dekha Kbi,

Hm Phir B Shikwa Tmhara Na Kr Sake,

Tu ne To Hr Kisi Se Dil Laga K Dekha,

Magar Hum Apne Dil Ko Awara Na Kar Ske,

Jaan Tak Luta Di Un K Pyar Me Mgr,

Ek Dil Hi Wo Apna Hamara Na Kr Ske

Tumhe Koi Yaad Karta Hai

(‘*”YAAD”*’)

Use ye baat samjhao

Tumhe koi yaad karta hai

= Kabhi to milne aa jao

Tumhe koi yaad karta hai

= Hamare sheher se jab tum gae the ham ne na roka

= Hamare dil se mat jao

Tumhe koi yaad karta hai

= Tumhare naam ki har shay wahin mojud hai lekin

= Kabhi khud bhi chale ao

Tumhe koi yaad karta hai

= Wafa do ge wafa dun ga jafa do ge khafa ho’un ga

= Wo baaten phir se dohrao

Tumhe koi yaad karta hai….

Best Ghazal

( Best Ghazal)

“Kisi tofan me jaise kinara yaad aata ha,

“Mujhe tanhai me chehra tumhara yad aata ha.

“Suna ha os k honton se tabs‘am roth jata ha,

“Suna ha os ko b ghar humara yad aata ha.

“Hamary roz-o-shab ka ye tasalsul kis tarha totey,

“Usey jab bholtey hain wo dobara yad aata ha.

Na Khalish-e-Judai Khatam Hui

Na Khalish-e-Judai Khatam Hui

Na Hayaat Guzri Qaraar Se,

Main Khizaan Parast Hoon Dosto’n

MuJhay Kia Gharz Hai Bahaar Se,

Zara Be-rukhi Se Baat Kar Zara Be-niyazi Se Paish Aa,

Main isi Nazar Se Tabaah Hua

MuJhay Daikh Na itnay Piyaar Se…

Lovely Ghazal

GHAZAL

Wo ìshq bån k meri Chashm-e-Tar mein rehta hai,

Ajab shakhs hai pani k ghar mein rehta hai,

Main muddaton se usi be-khabar ka hoön,

Wo ek shakhs jo dil k nagar mein rehta hai,

Akela reh k B Main Akela nahin hota,

Ye dil hamesha Usi k shehar mein rehta hai,

Bula lein gay hum B Aik shab usko,

Suna hai Ab wo isi shehar mein rehta hai,

Bhöol jayen usay gar to mar hi jayen gay,

Log kehtay hain wo meri rag rag mein behta hai…

Lovely Ghazal

GHAZAL

Wo ìshq bån k meri Chashm-e-Tar mein rehta hai,

Ajab shakhs hai pani k ghar mein rehta hai,

Main muddaton se usi be-khabar ka hoön,

Wo ek shakhs jo dil k nagar mein rehta hai,

Akela reh k B Main Akela nahin hota,

Ye dil hamesha Usi k shehar mein rehta hai,

Bula lein gay hum B Aik shab usko,

Suna hai Ab wo isi shehar mein rehta hai,

Bhöol jayen usay gar to mar hi jayen gay,

Log kehtay hain wo meri rag rag mein behta hai…

Hum Teri Yaad Se Khud Ko Bacha Na Sake

Hum TERI Yaad se Khud ko Bacha na sake,

Aur TERI Muhobbat ko Chupa na sake,

Ye b Maloom tha k Paa na Sakenge Tumhe,

Magr phir bhi Umeed k Diye ko Bujha na sake,

Kitni Hasrat thi k keh doon, TUM bin Jee nahi sakte,

Magar Samne TERE Hum Nazrein utha na sake,

TUM bhi to jan kar hi Anjan se ban gaye,

Aur Hum bhi Tumhen

Haal-e-Dil bata na sake,

Laakh Koshish ki Dil ne k Bhool jaon TUJHE,

Magr 1 Pal bhi Tumhe Hum Bhula na sake..

Hath Khali Hain Tere Shehr Se Jatey Jatey

Hath Khali Hain Tere Shehr Se Jatey Jatey

Jaan Hoti To

“Meri Jaan” Lutatey Jatey

Mujh Se Pehle Bi Musafir Kai Guzray Hon Gy

Km Se Km Raah K Pather To Hatatey Jatey

Mujhey Roney Ka B Saliqa Nahi Aata Shayed

Log Hanstay Hain Mujhey Dekh K Aatey Jatey

Main B Majboor Tha Main Ne Usey Roka B Nahi

Wo Dekhta hi Raha Murr K Mujhe Jatey Jatey.

Sweet Urdu Poetry

Zameen Pe Chal BE Na Saka aur Aasman Se B Gaia

Kata K Par Wo Prinda Apni Uraan Say B Gaia,

Bhula Dia To Bhulanay Ki Intaha Kar Di,

Main Ab Us Shakhs K Wehm-o-Guman Say B Gaia,

Kisi K Hath Say Nikla Hua Wo Teer Hoon Main,

Hadaf Per Lag B Na Saka aur Kamaan Say B Gaia,

Tabah Kar Gi Mujhay Pakkay Ghar Ki khwahish,

Main Apnay Gaon K Kachay Maqan Say B Gaia,

Parai Aag Main Jal Kar kya Mila Mujhay mohsin,

Usay Pa B Na Saka aur Apni Jaan Say B Gaia.

Bari Chahat Hai Tere Dil Mein Ghar Banane Ki

<Gazal>

Bari chahat hai tere dil mein ghar banane ki,
Tujhay khushian dene ki tere dukh apnany ki,
Meri zaat k reshay reshay mein bikhar jaye
Bohat hassen hai adda teray muskuranay ki
Pass betho haath mera thaam lo
Or
“K A S A M”
uthao
Mujhay chor kar na janay Ki.

Koi harf e tasali ko dilasa b nahi hai

Koi harf e tasali ko dilasa b nahi hai

Is bhre shehr me koi or shanasa b nhi hy

Kbi lgta hy m uski rooh me hon shamil

Kbi lgta hy wo mera zara sa b nhi hy!

Uski talab me roz o shab khoon k ansu piyon’

dil mera is qadr piyasa b nhi hy!

Tarke taaluq kr lon lykn ye soch k darta hon

K us k siwa zindgi men koi asasa b nhi hy!

Main us sy door ho jaon ye mumkin hy

Magar us k bina ji paon aisa b nhi hy!!

Ghazal Sms Collection

*GAZAL*

Apni aagosh mein kisi roz chupa lo mujh ko

gham-e-dunya say meri jan bacha lo mujh ko

tum ko day di hai isharon men ijazat main nay

Wqt-e-Judai mere zabt k daman tot gye

Meney se na milon,to chura lo mujh ko

apnay sayee say bhi ab to mujhe der lgta hai

ho jo mumkin tu nigahon mein chupa lo mujh ko

unko likhna hai kisi roz ye khat mein jaana

hum to khud k bhi nahi apna bana lo mujh ko.

Sakht Mushkil Mein Hai Ye Jaan Koi Kiya Jaaney

Sakht mushkil mein hai ye jaan koi kiya jaaney

Dil ki dunya huwi veeraan koi kiya jaaney

Jhatak ke haath mera chhor chala hai mujh ko

Kaisey rukhsat huwa mehmaan koi kiya jaaney

Zubaan se unki khud ko bewafa sun kar

Gir para mujh pe aasmaan koi kiya jaaney

Ehad us ka tha mohabbat mein saath marney ka

Kaisey badla us ka imaan koi kiya jaaney

Dhoondti rehti hain us ko nigaahen meri

Kyun hain aankhen ye pareshan koi kya janey.

Friends sms

సాగర తీరం చల్లని పవనం
వెచ్చని కిరణం కోకిల గానం
మయూర నాట్యం
అన్ని కలిసిన ప్రక్రుతి అందం నీ స్నెహం

Suryunitho pamputhuna…Telugu Happy Sms

Suryunitho pamputhuna abhimanapu kiranani…..
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Chiru gaalulatho pamputunanu aaradhana raagaanni…..
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Ee sms ni pamputhunna neevu sadaa anadamga vundalani…..

Best telugu joke sms….

u r my best friend.
kada?
iddaram charminar ekkudham
nenu 123
chepthanu
nuvvu dhukei.
tharvatha nuv 123
cheppagane
nenu dhukestha.
nijam promise.

Telugu Sms- Telugu True Friendship sms

Telugu Sms- Telugu True Friendship sms

Sneham cheyi haddu leakundaa..
Manninchu moesam cheayakundaa..
Nammakaanni unchu anumaaninchakundaa..
Kalasi undu eppatiki vidipoekundaa..

Prema anedhi needa lantidi

Prema anedhi needa lantidi
Adi veluturulo matrame kanipistundi,
Kani Sneham “DEEPAM” lantidi
Adi Chikatilo kuda nee gamyani choopistndi..

ni palukulu naku veena sruthulu

ni palukulu naku veena sruthulu’
ni chiru navvu oka challani velugu
netho gadipina prati kshnam,
oka madura jnapakam.
ninu vedina kshnam na manasu,
dukka sandram..
nestam nanu vedipoku nestam,,
vedina? agi povunu ejivitham……

balakrishna jokes- Evvadu Thoda Kodithe…

evadu toda kodite dimmadirigi train venakki veltundoo

vaade pundugaadu…

okkasaari toda kodite naa tode naa maata vindu…

Hospital scene- Balayya Jokes

Balakrishana Pokiri Remix Funny Dailogues…

Hospital scene

Ileana:Em chestuntaru miru,

balaiaha: mari anta gattiga adigite em cheptam. nuvvem anukuntunnav?

Ileana: Ante… age ayipoyi cinemalu lekunda kali kali ga tirugutu verri chupulu chusukuntu tirige BANDODU anukunna….

balaiaha: correct manamadhe…

Ileana: kaligane unnav ga panikoche panulu cheyochu ga…

balaiaha: kali ga evadunnadu. dabbuliste emaina chesta…

Ileana: emaina ante?

balaiaha: ippudu flop cinemalu free chesag mamuluga aithe dabbulu tisukuni chesta…

Ileana: endukala?

balaiaha: ollu kovekki…

Ileana: ollu………

balaiaha: vidu manisha leda pasuva ani alochistunnavuga.. kachitanga manishaithe maatram khaadhu

Lift Scene:

heroine-evarinina love chestunnara

balayya-ledu mari nuvvu

heroine -nacchinavallu inka dorakala

balayya-em kaavalenti

heroine-baaga act chestoo, baaga hits kodutoo, baaga

dance chestoo, chaala manchivadi vundali

balayya- chii nee.. okka quality kuda ledu.

Heroine: Meerem chesthuntaru

Bala yya: Todalu koduthu vuntanu

Heroine: Evarivi enti

Bala yya: Hehehehe Evadu dabbulu isthe vadivi…

Heroine: ivvakapotheno?

Bala yya: Naa todale charustha…

Heroine: Andukena mee todalu kondallaga vunnai….

Bala yya: Inthaku naa todalu nachaya neeku…

Heroine : Hmmmmm….

With Prakash Raj:

prakashraj:17th na nenu oka cinemaa teestunnanu andaru

aa cinema chusi chahchipovaali. ..chestaavaa

balayya:chestaanu …ekkada shooting

praksrj:musi nadi pakkana open air lo shooting

balayya::mari pandulo(Pigs)…

praksrj:pandulaaaa?

balayya: pandulu chachipote

praksrj :chachipote chachipotai ade kada maaa concept

balayya:janaalni champamante champutaanu. .kani

pandulaki,barrelaki emi avvakudadu ade naa concept

praksrj:nuvu shooting cheyyakapote zooo ntr gaadu

chestaadu

balayya:aadini kudaa cheyyanivvanu

Balakrishna Jr.Ntr Funny Joke sms

Jr NTR : Babai Eroju Non Veg thindama??

Balayya : Sare,fish thindamu?

Jr Ntr : andullo mullu untayi?

Balayya : Paravaledu cheppulu veskoni thindam

Balayya participated in cycle race

Balayya participated in cycle race..Baaga thokkadu kani Odipoyadu,

Jr NTR : Enduku odipoyawu babai !

Balayya : Evado cycle ki stand vesadu ra

FUNNY Dialogue conservation in between Balakrishna and junior NTR…….

FUNNY Dialogue conservation in between Balakrishna and junior NTR

Chinna (Jr. NTR): Namasthe babai
Babai ( Balayya): Entra abbai kotha cinema theesavata
Chinna: Avunu …ashok….manchi ki punch punch ki punche
Babai : Caption ekkado vinnattundi
Chinna: Neede koncham marcha…
Babai: Naa cinema choosi janalu rallatho kottaru…. Nuvvu jagratha..
Chinna : Flop ki neneppudu bayapadanu Babai floppe nannnu choosi bayapaduthundi
Babai : Super dialog beta… A cinema lodi
Chinna : Sonthanga cheppa
Babai : Okasari thoda gottu chinna
Chinna : Enduku babai
Babai : Appati nunchi doma karusthundi ra
Chinna : Enduku mana cinemalu boltha koduthunnayi… manake enduku ila jaruguthundi
Babai: Chesukunnavariki chesukunnantha mahadeva
Chinna : Identi babai cinema pera
Babai : Nee bonda……Avanni ardam aithe manam nandamuri varasulam ela avutham ra
Babai : Mee ayya malli cinema theesthunnadata
Chinna : Vaado diwane gadu………Manake dikku ledu ..Vaani banda face ni evaru choostharu
Babai : Manavi banda face le kadara
Chinna : Avunanuko….Nuvvu retire ayipovachchu kada mari
Babai : Appude emaindi chinna.. telugu producers andarini adukkuthine la cheyaka pothe na peru balayye kadu
Chinna: Aa pani neneppudo start chesa… Monne okadu hussain sagar lo dukadu… kani bathiki poyadu na koduku
Babai : Intiki pilichi kalchi parey
Chinna : Case avuthundemo
Babai : Nenu cheyale….thedalosthe care hospital undane undiga
Chinna : ee matram hint is the chalu chelaregipotha…

Cloth Shop-Balakrishna Funny Joke Sms…

Balakrishna Funny Joke Sms…

Babai went to cloth shop..
Babai – Manchi cloth chupinchandi..
Salesman – plain lo chupinch mantara….
Babai – Nee yabba plane lo kadu ra ikkade chupinchu

Babai, gold chain ni karigisthe, emosthundi?

Abbai: Babai, gold chain ni karigisthe, emosthundi?
Babai: Gold vasthundi..
Abbai: Mari silver chain ni karigisthe, emosthundi?
Babai: silver vasthundi..
Abbai: mari cycle chain ni karigisthe, cycle vasthunda?
Babai: naaku asalu ee idea raaledu ra..
enthaina nuvvu keka ra.. mana vamsam paruvu nilabeduthunnav.. mana vamsamlo thelivithetalu unnayani nuvvu malli rujuvu chesav..

Balayya Funny Joke Sms With Billgates And his Friend

Balayya Funny Joke Sms With Billgates And his Friend
billgates : give me an idea to become poor
friend : take one english  film with Babai
billgates : i asked idea to become poor not a beggar

Balakrishna,Jr.NTr Funny River And Duck Joke…

Abbai: enduku babai….swimming raanappudu enduku dookavu riverloki????

Babai: ante emledu ra.. akkada aa baathu(duck) sagame munigi unte… lothu ekkuva undadu anukuni dookanu….

Balayya practising CHIRU’s dialogue (TAGORE)..

ippativaraku na cinemalu 440…
andhulo HITLU 4..
Floplu 40..
Utterfloplu 140..
Varam Adinavi 80..
Varam kuda adanivi 60..
Fans matrame chudanivi 20..
Ika migilinavi 16..
Vatilo asalu release kaanivi 14..
migilina 2 sagamlo apesaru..
natho cinema theesi suicide chesukunna nirmathalu 4..
cinema chustu chachina fans 4232..
Chala inka amina kavala?

Balayya is remaking TITANIC as……..

Balayya is remaking TITANIC as
“Samudram lo Sanyasi”. In the end he doesn’t die but swims across the ocean with heroine in one hand and….
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TITANIC on other hand.

Balayya and Kannayya Funny Joke SMs

Kannayya ur son is dead.
hearing this kannayya jumps
from 50th floor..
at 35th floor he realizes “i dont have a son”
at 25th floor “i’m not married”
at 3rd floor “SH*T I’m not kannayya. i am Balayya..

f balakrishna was a software engineer- Balakrishna Funny Joke Sms

if  balakrishna was a software engineer, Then his Funny dialoges:

1) Etthi kottanante Google search lo kooda kanapadakunda potav…
2) Orey Java Reddy, Nenu VB chesa, VC chesa, C kuda chesa nee yabba neenu Java kuda chesa… Nuvvu.. Software vamsam lo ne puttunte.. neeke ganaka.. oka company vunte.. laptop, desktop rendu vunte… raa ra.. dammunte naaku interview cheyyara… raa ra
3) Gattiga Keyboard button nokkanate.. aa sound ke job istav.. alantidi nenu personal gaa vatchi interview ivvatam entra…
4) Debugging naaku maa amma uggu paalatho pattindi ra.
5) Program nuvvu ichina sare, nannu raayamanna sare, Logic nuvvu cheppina sare nannu alochinchamanna sare, eppudayina ekkadaina ee cyber center lo nina sare … choosukundam

junior ntr goes to a hotel and had his lunch

Jr.NTR  Funny Joke in Hotel

junior ntr goes to a hotel and had his lunch
waiter: sir ee card chelladu
waiter: idhi ration card sir credit card kadu
jr ntr: mari enduku baita all cards are accepted ani rasaru
waiter : sir meeru balakrishna family aa??
jr ntr : ya y?
waiter: monna aa yadava vachhadu wedding card ichhadu…

BalaKrishna Most Funniest latest Joke..

vilan: arey vadini gochi to champeyandira
jr : ee simalo first gochi pettindi ma tata,gochi vippindi maa tata ,danto meeru nannu chapedi entira
vilan: ante, city nunchi vachavani
jr: city nunchi vahcadu underware vesukoni untadule ani anukunnaremo,edo comfort undani try chesa,lona original gochi alage undi,bayataki teste kampu kampe
vilan: chi family family inte meeru mararu ra

Nenu chinnapudu charminar nundi

Balakrishna:-Nenu chinnapudu charminar nundi
paddanu.
ntr:-ayyo babai mari nuvvu
chachhava,Brathikava?? Balakrishna:-Teliyadu
chinnapudu kadha marichipoyanu

Nenu chinnapudu charminar nundi

Balakrishna:-Nenu chinnapudu charminar nundi
paddanu.
ntr:-ayyo babai mari nuvvu
chachhava,Brathikava?? Balakrishna:-Teliyadu
chinnapudu kadha marichipoyanu

Docter:Nuvvu e Saop vadathavu?

Docter:Nuvvu e Saop vadathavu?
Balayya:Bajarang Saop Vadathanu..
Docter:Nuvvu ye Toothpaste vadathav?
Balayya:Bajarang Toothpaste vadathavnu..
Docter:Nuvvu ye Toothbrush vadathav?
Balayya:Bajarang Toothbrush vadathavnu..
Docter:Nenu eppudu ilanti Company Gurunchi Vinaledhu..idhi yemaina Multinational Companiya..
Balayya:Kadhu…Bajarang Naa Roommate..

balayya on phone …

balayya on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
balayya: kadu nenu ame husbandni.

chiranjeevi cinemaki familytoo vellaali.

chiranjeevi cinemaki familytoo vellaali.
naagaarjuna cinemaki lovertoo vellaali
venkatesh cinemaki friendtoo vellaali
balakrishna cinemaki zandu balm too vellaali
alaa velladam marichipookandi

Telugu Very Funny New Balakrishna Sms Jokes

Balayya producers and fans are singing a remix song about Balayya:

Producers:

hey… tiptop dora kadilindo… yevadiki veedu hit ivvadando… mudurando… balupando… cinema theeyakando….

Fans: uppukappurambu nokkalukku nundo… veedi movie choosi mosapokando… flop ando… waste ando… over action ando…

comeon come on… most boring… comeon come on… best laughing… comeon come on… worst acting…. hey yaayi yeyyo…

Mr. Flopper… flopper…. he is Mr.Flopper…. lens yesi vetuku dorakadu ra ye hittu….

Mr. Flopper… flopper…. he is Mr.Flopper…. lens yesi vetuku dorakadu ra ye hittu….

Happy Akshaya Tritiya Telugu Sms And Greetings.

Buying gold is a popular activity on Akshaya Tritiya

as it is the ultimate symbol of wealth and prosperity

Gold and gold jewelry bought and worn on this day signify never

diminishing good fortune.

Happy Akshaya Tritiya.

Happy akshaya tritiya sms 2011 Mantra

Mantra of Lord vishnu
Shaantaakaaram Bhujagashayanam Padmanaabham Suresham
Vishwaadhaaram Gaganasadrasham Meghavarnam Shubhaangam
Lakshmikaantam Kamalanayanam Yogibhirdhyaanagamyam
Vande Vishnum Bhavabhayaharam Sarvalokaikanaatham”

Happy Akshaya Trithiya 2011 Greetings and Sms Telugu

May Lord bless you on this auspicious day of Akshaya Trithiya,

and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity,

success and happiness.

Happy Akshaya Trithiya.

Happy Akshaya Tritiya Sms Greetings 2011

I just love when morning gets here

because i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my beloved.

what a lovely way to start my day.

Very Good Akshaya Tritiya

Mohabbat Thehar Jaati Hai

Hum Aksar Ye Smajhte Hen

Jisay Hum Pyar Krte Hen

Usay Hum Chor Skte Hen

Mgr Aisa Nahi Hota

Mohabbat Daymi Sach Hy

Mohabbat Thehar Jati Hy

Hmari Baat k Andr

Hmari Zaat k Andhr

Mgar Ye Kam Nahi Hoti

Kisi B Dukh Ki Surat Me

Kabhi Koi Zrorat Me

Kabhi Anjan Se Ghum Me

Hmari Aankh k Andr

Kabhi Aag_E_Rawan Bn Kr

Kabhi Qatre ki Surat Me

Mohabbat Thehar Jaati Hai

Ye Hergiz Kam Nahi Hoti..

Mohabbat Kar To Ki Hamne

Mohabbat Kar To Ki Hamne, mohabbat paa nahi sakty

Bøhat kehny ki khwahish hy, magar bata nahi sakty

Teri batein, teri yadein hamara dil dukhati hain

Bøhat takleef høti hy, tuhjy suna nahi sakty

Tery sath chalna hy, teri manzil bhi ban’na hy

Bøhat thak gaye hain hum ab aagy jaa nahi sakty

Sunø hum toot jayen gy hamein kaisy sameitø gy?

“MARR” k bhi mery hum’dam

Hum”TUJHY” Bhula Nahi Sakty.!

Dil Main Gile To Honge Bhut

”GHAZAL”

Najane kia hoga na mil sake agar tum.

Sans to chale gi par zinda na honge hum.

Dil main gile to honge bhut.

Magr khamosh rahenge phir b hum.

Na chaha tha na chahenge ksi ko itna.

Ji liya shayed bas jena tha jitna.

Bas phir khuda sy 1 dua karenge hum.

Tum humen bhool jao or zindagi ko hum.

Meri b sari khushiyan milain tujhe.

Tere gham b cheen laienge hum.

Agar aisa hojaye to.

Haar k b jeet jaengay hum.

Itna Qareeb Aao K Jee Bhar K Dekh Lein

“Ghazal”

Itna Qareeb Aao K Jee Bhr K Dekh Lein,

Shayed K Phir Milo To Ye Zoaq-e-Nazar na ho,

Yun utro mere dil me Aankhon k Raste,

yun Mjh mn sama jao Nazr ko khabr na ho,

Muddat hui mile nhi ek doosry se hum,

Aj sb geley mita do koi shikwa phir na ho,

tum samne bethe rho me takte rahon tmhen,

Ruk jaey Kash Waqt ! Taloo’- e- Sahar na ho,

Kar mujh se ye wada mere ho mere hI bus “.TuM.”

Jb sath mera do to Zamane ka Dar na Ho..

Tu Khush Rahe Khuda Kare

Tu khush rahe khuda kare

Mara dil yahee dua karey.

Tarey hont muskarain sada

Tari ankh sada hansa karey.

Tari bazm sada saji rahy

Sada bahar tari gali rahy.

Tu gham say kabhi ashna na ho.

Tu zeest min kabhi tanha na ho.

zindgi min na kuch khoy tu

Mazaq min bhi na roy tu.

Tera her khawab pura ho

Koi sapna na adhoora ho.

Teri her tamanna puri ho

Jis ki bhi tu chah karey.

tu khush rahy khuda karey

Mara dil yahee dua karey

(Aameen)

Udhas Ghazal Sms

Mujhe na saans Aati hai na mera dam nikalta hai,

Mgr ye beech ka aalam bohat takleef deta hai,

Samandar na nigalta hai na saahil per patakhta hai,

Magar ye doobna ubharna bohat takleef deta hai,

Jo tum bolo sanwar jayen jo tum bolo bikhar jayen,

Magar ye tootna jurna bohat takleef deta hai,

Jo tum maano to batlaen jo tum samjho to samjhayen,

Tumhare bin adhoora-pan bohat takleef deta hai…

Suno Aisa Nahi Karte

“Suno“

Aisa nahi karte

K jis DiL me B rehte hon,

Usy Tora nhi karte,

Bina jis k na G pain

Use Chora nhi karte,

“SuNo“

Kuch Der Ruk Jao

Koi Tadbir kr Lain ge,

Jo sare khwab Dekhe hai

Unhen TaBeer kr Lain ge,

Bina TeRe ye Jeewan hum

Kaho kese Bitain ge,

Qasam se TooT jain ge,

“SuNo“

Jab yad Ao ge,

Bhot khud ko Rulain ge!!!!!!!!

Tume kese Bhulain ge ????????

“SuNo“

Jab DarD hoga to

Tarap kr Mar hi jain ge,

Tume na BhoL pain ge,

“SuNo”

“Kuch Dair Ruk Jao”

Kash Mai Tera Dil Hota

KASH MEIN TERA DIL HOTA!
Teri yadon teri sochon pe mushtamil hota
Tere sath
Me lmha lmha dhrakta rehta
Khud se muj ko juda na tu kr pata
Teri zindgi ka daar-o-madaar me hota
Mere bagher tera jeena bht mushkil hota
Kash me tera dil hota.
Me agr khush hota to Hasaata tujko
Jo kabi rota to sath rulata tujko
Tere sang jeeta sang hi marta
Teri tamam chahaton ka Mehwaar hota
Kash!
A kash
K me is Qabil hota
KASH MEIN TERA DIL HOTA!

I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi

I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and
I pray to God for your prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
May your all dreams come true.

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Gajanana Shri Ganaraya

Gajanana Shri Ganaraya aadi vandu tujha Moraya

Ganpati Bappa Morya!Mangal Murti Morya

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi.

You and your family

May ganesh bring you and your family Lots and Lots Of HAPPINESS,LOVE,HEALTHSWEETNESS and PROSPERITY…

Ganesh parv par Ganesh ji ka Darshan

Ganesh parv par Ganesh ji ka Darshan.

bade kaan bada pate- Sab ki sab sunte raho aor bade pate me jama karte raho. Jo suno mukh se nailkalna nahi.
Pahle hath me shastra (Holy books)-Gyan na books me ho na brain me, Gyan ho hath me yani karm me.

Dusare hath me rassi ya Dori (Rope)- Dori maryada ka parteek hai. (Lakshman Rekha does & don’t ki)

teesre hath me modak (laddu)- kush raho aor khusiya sab ko do. modak yani mod(anand) dene wala

4th hath me Ankush (A trishul for control elephant)- Koi dusara ham par contrlol kare achchha nahi lagta. Is liye apna Ankush apne hath me.

Khushboo teri yaari di

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai
teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai
saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun – jaan vich
har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai.

At ganesh chatruthi hoping

At ganesh chatruthi hoping this Ganesh chatruthi willbe the start of year that brings the happiness ganesh chaturthi wishing that lord Ganesh…fills your home with…prosperity & fortune… Best wishes on ganesh chatrurthi

Ganesh ki jyoti se noor milta hai

Ganesh ki jyoti se noor milta hai
Sbke dilon ko surur milta hai,
Jobhi jaata hai ganesha ke dwaar,
Kuch na kuch zarror milta hai
Jai Shri Ganesha

Hoping this ganesh chatrurthi

Hoping this ganesh chatrurthi
Will be the start of year that
Brings happiness for you.
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

Happiness and Prosperity

Happiness and
Prosperity upon You and your family
I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and
I pray to God for your prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
May your all dreams come true.
Wish you a blessed Ganesh Chaturthi
and many prosperous days ahead.

I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi

I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and

I pray to God for your prosperous life.

May you find all the delights of life,

May your all dreams come true.

JAY GANESH

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G-Give us
A-Always
N-New
E-Energy
S-spirit &
H-Happiness

JAY GANESH :

May the lord vighna vighna

May the lord vigna vighna vinayaka remove all obstacles and shower you with bounties

Jai Shree Siddhi Vinayak

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi

Aapka sukh ganesh ke peth jitna bda ho

Aapka sukh ganesh ke peth jitna bda ho,
Aapka dukh undar jesa chota ho,
Aapki life ganeshji ke sund jitni badi ho,
Aapke bol modak jaise mithe ho
BOLO GANPATI BAPPA MORAIYAA!!

Intha iniya pon naalil

Intha iniya pon naalil
Vinayagar ungalukum ungul kudumpatirukum
Ella arulaiyum puriyatum
Iniya Vinayagar Chaturthi vazthukal!