Naughty SMS

post office mei 1 achi job hai.
rs 25,000 pay milegi.
kaam sirf ye he k sara din
zuban bahar nikal kar bethna hoga.
log lifafay band karenge…~**~**~

Do U know The Fullform Of COLLEGE

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally.....
.Thats why boys go to college regularly....

A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers.

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. I
f it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

Cow And Bull

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can"t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it. 

I stop reading

1 Day I Read Smoking Is Bad
I Stop Smoking!
1 Day I Read Drinking Is Bad
I Stop Drinking!
1 Day I Read Kissing Is Bad
I Stopped Reading

Whats the difference?

What’s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.

Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
 

call me after marrige

2 lovers r sitting in a park,
Boy was trying 2 touch d girl
Girl: No, no, all dis z only aftr marage
Boy: OK, then call me aftr ur m’rage

Most foolish person

Q: Who was the most foolish person in mahabaratha? A: Dutchaathana
bcz instead ofpulling the saree for long time
"thooki pathu irukalam"

He came 2 me

He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

A short thing

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

Balls disappear

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

Will u love after marriage?

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
 

Whether rape is possible?

A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

A baby dog asks mother dog

A baby dog asks mother dog: How papa looks like. Mother dog said: "Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

Do u like maths?

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

A journalist to mallika

An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!

Colour of underwear

Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!

3 words

These 3 words said by any woman during sex can destroy any mans ego and confidence..
What that words

Is it in.....?

3 feelings

3 FEELINGS
what is the difference b/w stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant.

Can kids of our age have kids

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied NO Never!!
Boy said to girl :
see i told you not to worry!!!!.