Telugu Sad Sms

Telugu Sad Sms

ఆందరూ నీవు వెళ్లి పోయావు
అంటున్నారు……..
ఎక్కడికి వెళ్లావాని హుందాగా నడుచుకుంటూ ….
” నా హృదయ మందిరములోనికే ” కదా !

6 pigs were sitting in a drainage.

6 pigs were sitting in a drainage.
A boy threw a stone at them.
5 pigs ran away.
But one pig was sitting.
Why?
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Balupu(neelage)

Meeku 57′va telugu akshram telusa?

Meeku 57′va telugu akshram telusa?
Leda?
Ayite ikkada choodu
Kinda
Kinda
Inka kinda
Inka inka
Inka
Inka
Inka
Inka
Ye school lo chadivavu babu,
57′va akshram Telugu lo?

Figure” lekunte college waste,

“Figure” lekunte college waste,
Suger lekunte coffee waste,
Moon lekunte sky waste,
Love lenkute life waste,
Inka Nuvvu lekunte ZOO waste
Thondaraga vellu!

Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu

Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru
Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu
pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu
Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu.

A for Apple;

A for Apple;
B for Big Apple;
C for Chinna Apple;
D for Double Apple;
E for Enkoka Apple;
F for First Cheppane AAA Apple.
LKG OVER. . ! Repu UKG

sweeet insultttt..!

sweeet insultttt..!
One boy falls near a donkey;
a beautiful girl sees this n says:
enti mee anna kaalu mokkutunnava?
Boy says Avunu VADINA!

chala chesthunnavu

chala chesthunnavu
ekkuva cheyyaku
asalu nee gurinchi eam anukuntunnavu ?
Antha Scene Ledhu neeku..!
Konchem Thaggu
Nuvvu Aftral Oka

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“”SmS”" v Po..velli naa friends andhariki Hi cheppu..!!

Po banam po -Telugu Funny Sms

>—-> >—->
Po banam po naku msg pampani valla brain lo poi guchu.
<—< <—-< ye enti thirigi vachav?
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Sorry boss valla ki brain ledu

Nuvvu Maa Colony Ki Cycle Meeda Ravali Konchem Navvali,

Nuvvu Maa Colony Ki Cycle Meeda Ravali Konchem Navvali, Konchem Siggu Padali, Konchem Bhaya Padali, Inka Gatti Gattiga aravali “Pata Samaanulu Kontam”Ani.

What is a girl friend?

What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends

Meku SMS mening telusa?

Meku SMS mening telusa?
s : simham pampite
m : monky chadive
s : small file
enti entasepu ala chustav
nuvu kuda e sms nu me friends ku forwrd chesi nuvu simham avvu

Telugu Movie names in Telangana Style Funny Sms

Telugu Movie names in Telangana Style Funny Sms

Sidhu from Srikakulam
Mallesh from Malkajgiri
Seema Shastry
Telangana Mestry
Narsimha Naidu
Narsingh Yadav
Parugu
Uruku
Akkada Ammai Ikkada Abbai
Aada Pori Eeda Poradu
Naari Naari Naduma Murari
Pori Pori Madhyalo Tiwari
Sankranthi
Bonalu
Chaala Bagundi
Zabbardasth Undi

nenu mahatma gandhi- Telugu Funny Sms Joke

nenu mahatma gandhi abhimanini,

gandhi gari photos collect chestunnanu,

meru kuda help cheyandi,

mee intlo unna Rs.500, Rs.1000 notelu naaku post cheyandi please…

Telugu Funny marriage INVITATION Message 4 You

Telugu Funny marriage INVITATION Message 4 You

Deyyalavari pelli pilupu

pishachi vamsham vari raktha pinjari

vari yokka dushta putrudu “KASHMORA”ki

mariyu bhuthala vari nikrushta kumarthe

“MOHINI PISHACHI” vivaham

TIME : 12:05 am,

VENUE : voori chivara bavilo

Via : smashanam,

Dinner :manishi fry, purre pulusu,

raktha kola,

itlu. korivi deyyala sangam.

MUKYA ATHIDI : cini heroine soundarya

& New gest michel jakson

CHIVARAKU : silk smitha disco dance.

Telugu New Funny insult sms Sms

Telugu New Funny insult sms Sms
Your account has
been recharged
successfully by
Rs.112.00 Your
account balance is
Rs.125.00
Aaha! Moham chudu
kothi ki
kobarichippa
dorikinattu..

Telugu Latest 2011 Funny Sms- 10gm matti,

10gm matti,

10gm rallu,

300 purugulu,

50gm isaka.

Don’t be confused.

this is X-RAY report

of ur brain..

Great, I thought

it was empty..

Telugu Funny Latest Computer joke

Telugu Dialogue  from Samara Simha Reddy

Movie Name Soft Simha Reddy

Etti kottanante, GOOGLE search lo kooda kanapadakunda potav..

Rey Java Reddy,

nenu VB chesa, VC chesa,
Sun chesaa, nee java chesa….
Nuvvu.. Software vamsam lo ne puttunte..
neeke ganaka … oka company unte..
laptop , desktop rendu unte…
Raara.. dammunte nannu interview cheyyara…
ee roju .. ee joboo , leka nee companyno telipovala…

Keyboard lo button nokkanante.. aa sound ke job istav..
nenu personal ga vacchi interview ivvatam entra…

Debugging naaku maa amma uggu paalatho pattindi ra.

Program nuvvu ichina sare, nannu raayamanna sare.
Logic nuvvu cheppina sare nannu alochinchammana sare,
eppudayina ekkadaina nenu program rayagalanu.

Cant be displayed” ani vacchinantha maatrana kanipinchananukunnava.
vakka sari refresh kotti chooda ra Romaalu nikka boduchukuntai.

Telugu Funny new  Sms  Computer joke

Telugu Funny Chiranjeevi movie INDRA movie dailogue

indra spam reddy

hacker ali khann!!!
thappu naa program lo undhi kaabatti logout avuthunna,
adhey error nee code lo unduntey system crash chesi velley vaadini.  Ee Softseema lo modhata spam pettindhi maa thaata,
Virus puttinchindhi maa naanna, nuvventra peekedhi.
Arey thaaai… evari company ki vacchavo telusa..
naa peru chepithe.. Bill Gates kooda java program copy cheyyadam manesthadu…
Kathula tho kadura key board sound tho champestha

Telugu sms- Funny Short Friendship Poem

Telugu sms- Funny Short Friendship Poem

Kalaloki vastavu SMS laga

Manasulo vundipo RING TONE laga

Mana sneham taraga neeku BALANCE laga

Nuvvu busy ga vundaku NETWORK laga!