Beggar to lady

BEGGAR: Amma thalli dharmam cheyamma nenu moogavanni matladalenu
LADY: pakka intlo poi adugu naaku chevudu vinapadadu.

Entha rich ppl ayna

Entha rich ppl ayna
CHIPPA pattukuni nilchunedi
ekkado telusa?
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Panipure bandi dagara..(….

Lecturer: All students must try to get abv 95%

Lecturer: All students must try to get abv 95%
student: No sir we will try for 100%
lecturer: R U joking?
Student: Nee yabba evadu bey first joke chesindi!

Pampinchadam Modhalu Pettanu.

Pampinchadam Modhalu Pettanu.
Thana AIRTEL Number naake Sontham Anukunnanu.
Kaani yemi Jarigindo emo thelidu, aa ammayi sim marchesindi.
Mari tharvata yem ayyindi? tharvata tharvatha em avuthundi?
Aa marusati roju naku oka HUTCH ammayi sms pampichindi?
O maya o maya e cell ante maya are gola idi gola manakunna pedda gola E gola nikenduku.
paduko

oka kodi chicken shop munduku

oka kodi chicken shop munduku velli thoda kottindi.
ENDUKU
WHY
WHY
BALUPU
EMCHESTHAM
NEELAGA

Girl:2marow na birthday

Girl:2marow na birthday
Boy:Advance happy birthday
Girl:em gift isthavu
Boy:em ivvali
Girl:Ring ivvu
Boy:Ring istha kani lift cheyaku balance levu.

Boy and Girl Funny Joke

Boy: Ninna me intiki vellanu. Naku Appudu Ardamaindi ika mana pelli kadani;
Girl;Ma Dad ni kalisava; emaina annara
Boy: No me chelli ni kalisanu. Kathi la undi!

LOVE B4 Marriage:

LOVE B4 Marriage:
Jaaaanu nuvvu leka pote nenu lenu..
nenu leka pote nuvvu levu

LOVE After Marriage:
nee yamma ivala nuvvyna undali leka nenyna undali

Eadi eamaina Jeevitam

Eadi eamaina Jeevitam lo 2 vishayalu marachipoku
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Pen pothe konochu kaani

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pen cap pothe konalem..
Gurtupetuko:-)

Lancham unnchota

Lancham unnchota
“TAGORE”
Nirlakshyam unnachota
“APARICHITUDU”
Blackmoney unnachota
“SHIVAJI” Unte
FRIENDSHIP UNNACHOTA EE ” raj” Untadu..

Dad: babu exam lo pass ayyava?

Dad: babu exam lo pass ayyava?

Son: ledu fail ayya.

Dad: pakintlo ammaini chudara 1st class lo pass ayindi

Son: danamma roju dhani chuse ela fail ayya

Girl: Personal ki Secret ki tada enti

Girl: Personal ki Secret ki tada enti
Boy: nenu ninu luv chestunnanu kada adi Personal;
neku taliyakunda me akkanu love chastunnanu kada adi secret

sir to the student

Sir: Samudram lo jaama chettu unte pallu ela themputaav ra?
Student: Pakshi laga maari egurutuu velli themputhaa.
Sir: Manishini pakshi ga nee baabu maarusthada?
Student: mari Samudram lo chettu nee ayya pedathaada.
Sir shoks! n  Student rokzz………..!!

nuvvu gurthuku vachavu ee roju.

nuvvu gurthuku vachavu ee roju.
neetho matladalani phone cheste. adevvatho phone lift chesi ;
Your Account Balance is too Low to make a call;
ani antundi;
anduke sms chestunna chusuko.

A boy proposed girl

A boy proposed girl
I luv u;
I lke u;
I cn do any thing 4 u;
I cn live 4 u;
I cn die 4 u;
and d grl replied
ANNA koncham telugu lo cheppu naku english radhu

Principal: why you are late?

Principal: why you are late?
Student Bike puncture sir
Principal: Bus lo ravachu kadaa.
Student: ala Chepite vinadu sir mi ammai!!

B.tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,

B.tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav.

Guddodi Chethilo “TORCH”

Guddodi Chethilo “TORCH”
Chevitodi Chethilo “RADIO”
Moogodi Chethilo “MIKE”
Nee Chethilo “MOBILE”
Aahaa… Karma ra babu
kalikalm aem chestham

Teacher: Give me an example

Teacher: Give me an example for Past, present and Future tense.
Student: Mam I saw your daughter yesterday, I am loving her today, I will run away with her tomorrow.

Sardar hotel ku veltdau

Sardar hotel ku veltdau
sardar:barer oka coffee tesukara.
baraer:50/-sir
sardar:ne bonda eduru shop lo 50ps antadu
barer:adi ne bonda adi xerox center adi xerox copy…hahaaa