Meri Chahat Me Khot to Nahi Shamil,

Meri Chahat Me Khot to Nahi Shamil,
Phir Kyun wo Baar Baar Azmaye Mujhe?
Dil Uski Yaad Se Ik Pal Bi Nahi Ghaafil,
Phir Kaise Mumkin Hai wo Bhool Jaye Mujhe?

For last year’s words belong to last year’s language

For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Happy New Year.

Love me but, leave me not,

Love me but, leave me not,
Kiss me but, miss me not,
Hit me but, hate me not,
Remember me but, forget me not.

Do Not Go Where The Path May Lead,

Do Not Go Where The Path May Lead,
Go Instead Where There Is No
Path And Leave A Trail..

Age appears to be best in some things.

Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn.
Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat
and old friends best to keep.

GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,

GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.

Dil se dil tak,

Dil se dil tak,
Jaan se jaan tak,
Din se raat tak,
Kal se aaj tak,
Aap se mujh tak,
January se december tak,
Meray SmS publish hone se Tumharay SmS parhnay tak,
I MISS U.

Meri Chahat Me Khot to Nahi Shamil,

Meri Chahat Me Khot to Nahi Shamil,
Phir Kyun wo Baar Baar Azmaye Mujhe?
Dil Uski Yaad Se Ik Pal Bi Nahi Ghaafil,
Phir Kaise Mumkin Hai wo Bhool Jaye Mujhe?

Teri LOVELY EYES Ne,

Teri LOVELY EYES Ne,
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai;
Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke,
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai ....

Age appears to be best in some things.

Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn.
Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat
and old friends best to keep.

Wife: Me America ja rahi hoon apke liye kya lau

Wife: Me America ja rahi hoon apke liye kya lau
Husband: Aik American Ladki
Wife Wapas Aye
Husband: mera gift!
Wife: 9 mahine intizaar karo.

SANTA: Yaar maine naye detergent se

SANTA: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur wo chhoti ho gayi
Ab kya karoon?
BANTA: Usi detergent se aik baar khud nahale

Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu kyu aajtak kilta raha,

Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu kyu aajtak kilta raha,
tune to de sabko khusbu tuzko kya milta raha,
phool muskurakar bola,abhi tu nadan hai,
jivan ke sache pyaar se abhi tu anjan hai,
kuch dene ke badale kuch lena,ye to ek vyapar hai,
to de kar bhi kuch

Chand jb nikly to tera gumaan hota hai,

Chand jb nikly to tera gumaan hota hai,
Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai,
Hum tari yaadoon mein khooyaa rehty hain ,
Neend main Jb sara Jahaan hotaChand jb nikly to tera gumaan hota hai,
Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai,
Hum tari yaadoon mein k

3 Ways 2 Break A Mirror

3 Ways 2 Break A Mirror

-Throw A Stone
-Drop It Down
-Just Look At Mirror & SMiLe.

Rangeen ho tum rangon se bhi zyada,

Rangeen ho tum rangon se bhi zyada,
Smaart ho tum sab dosto mne zyada,
Agar Aise tum sochtey ho to,
STUPID ho tum had se zyada.

Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,

Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,
uthaya Q nahi?
Sardar: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai,
woh kya tera baap sunega.

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai

sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai;
kyunke balance jata hai,
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai;
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai .

What is a Mobile?

What is a Mobile?
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R U looking for answer ?
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Ye haath me kya chappal Pakdi hai!!!