Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha
JAWAB USS K SAWAAL KA
Uss ne manga to khara ho gya
RONGATA MERAY JAZBAT KA
Mein ne diya to chout gya
PHOOL HATHOON SE GULAB KA
Dil chata hai k teri phar k rakh doon
JO SEENEY MEIN CHUPA RAKHI TERI TASVEER MEIN NE
Uss ne kaha k kar lo mager kisi ko na batana
BUS CHUPA REHAY YEH AFSAANA PYAR KA
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your…
book from your bag and study..
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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.
.
.
.
Books And Study
fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever.
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k
“10/- me chachi ki chaat lo”.
Ooi
aa
uff
maa
aai
aah
mmm
aaa
ouch
aa
haye
uff
aa
i
maa
bas
aa
maa
ouch
i
uff
ooh
bara dard hai,
mere iss SMS main,
tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na.
Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
.
,
,
,
,
,
.
.
mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.
Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL
BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch…… haaan
BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL:haan thora thora.
Boy: oye karan baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM
oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia…..
khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de
KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. dont think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”
college wali:
masale dar
office wali:
narum narum
muhale wali:
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon
Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
.
.
.
.
Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
.
.
.
GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .
