What Is Sex?

Son: Dad what is Sex? Father got tensed but he explained everything.
SON: But dad how will I write all that in this small box of school admission form..?? :-)

Open The Zip

Feeling bored? Wondering, wat 2 do? Open the zip! Enter ur hands in betwn ur zip.. take out ur...

book from your bag n study

Successful Women And Men

Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied men! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man...!!

When girl is eighteen?

When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...

VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.

Which part of mans body?

Which Part...
of a mans body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think.

Try sex

If You are in tension

Try
Sex

It helps you to relax

Do you know how to do sex ??

Let me teach you.

S: Sleep.

E: Eat.

X: Xercise.

Dont always think dirty.
but if you are in tension try sex.

Whats an average 6 inch long

Whats An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guys Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?

A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

It goes in dry

It goes in dry it comes out wet.
The longer its in the stronger it gets.
We can have it in bed just you and me…
its not what you think its a cup of tea!

To make it straight

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it IN
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

Now open your...

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

Its very tight........

Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,I will do it slowly,

Gal:Push it in,

Boy:Ah..I can’t,

Gal:Its painful,

Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We will buy new WEDDING RING!

Can i touch ur software

Boy can i touch ur software?

Girl: Show me 1st ur hardware!

Boy: Can i Install it in ur system?

Girl: Okay! If u cover it with anti-virus first? HEHE

Kissing at the top

KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!

Do u know the Answer?

WHAT?
ho...dont think dirty...

its A CIGRETTE

To make it straight

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it IN
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

In which situation

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?

Think..
Think..

Ans is SHOPPING!
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!

To see what is unseen

To hear wat is unspoken,
To see wat is unseen,

To feel without even touching,

is d miracle called
.
.
.
SCHIZOPHRENIA

n people think its love how stupid na.

Dont marry

 Dont marry & make a woman happy.

  In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.

Feeling bored

Feelin bored? Think of me.
Feelin sad? Call me.

Feelin lonely? See me.

Feelin horny?

Use ur hand & enjoy d art of messaging me.
hey dont think bad

I really deeply wish

I really deeply wish dat u r here with me in my room.  on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

A girl go to 1st night

A girl go to 1st night

She Entered room

Locked the door

Ava than mooditu poitala.

Neeyum mooditu po (A) joke na vaya polanthugitu padipiye...