pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,

pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega~**~**~

hum bhi dost tere lie taj mahal banaaenge..

hum bhi dost tere lie taj mahal banaaenge..
gaur farmaaiga..
hum bhi dost tere lie taj mahal banaaenge..
ek cup shubah.. or ek cup shaam ko
pilaenge

dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua,

dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua,
thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge,
phir.... rickshaw kar lenge~**~**~

palkon pay apni bhitaya hai tumhain

palkon pay apni bhitaya hai tumhain
bary duaon ke bhaad paya hai tumhain
aasani se nahin melay ho tum
international zoo se chuarya hai tumhain~**~**~

subah juda hai, raat juda hai

subah juda hai, raat juda hai
apni to her baat juda hai
tumse bichar ker aisa laga
jaise dua mai haath juda hai
sab to aate rahte hai
tum aao tho baat juda hai~**~**~

mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota

mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota
har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota
yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam
pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota……!!~**~**~

msg pe msg bhejte ho

msg pe msg bhejte ho

bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

~**~**~

ae kalam jara abd se chalna mohabat ka

ae kalam jara abd se chalna mohabat ka
paigaam hai
teri noke ke neeche mere dilbar ka naam
hai~**~**~

talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!

talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!
magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!!
jaroor koi chahat ki nazar se tujhe dekhega!
magar aankhein hamari kahan se laayega~**~**~

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,

husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

~**~**~

teacher: agar apna character sudharna hai to sab

teacher: agar apna character sudharna hai to sab
auraton ko maa kaha karo.
student: madam is se mera character to theek
rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.~**~**~

medical shayari

medical shayari
when you breathe, you respire!
wah wah!
when you breathe, you respire!
wah wah!
when you don't breathe, you expire!
wah wah, kya baat hai!~**~**~

jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. dosti ke

jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. dosti ke
naam par hauwa nikla. jo roka karte they
humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se
pauwa nikla.~**~**~

media: prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha

media: prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha
hai?
prince: kya acha lagega? andar choclate thi, pastry
thi, milk badam tha. thodi der aur ruk
jaate shayad bipasha bhi aa jati.~**~**~

jija: sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor

jija: sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor
cheez kaunsi hai?
sali: jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to
aap le gaye!~**~**~

gadha jo khaaye wo ghaas ho tum,

gadha jo khaaye wo ghaas ho tum,
buddhe ka chyawanpraash ho tum,
idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
par jo bhi ho! yaar! dost jhakaas ho
tum.~**~**~

college ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,

college ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
notes ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
isliye to pappu har saal fail hota hai.~**~**~

what is the height of telling a lie

what is the height of telling a lie?
a negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma
jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"~**~**~

geeta mein likha hai?

geeta mein likha hai?

are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine
kaha geeta mein likha hai!!~**~**~

3 chizo par kabu rakho.

3 chizo par kabu rakho.
"gussa"
"daulat"
"wife"
3 chizo sa nafrat karo.
"zulm"
"gurur"
"bewafai"
3 chizo ko apnao.
"iman"
"sachae"
aur
"mere dosti~**~**~