Nov 18, 2010
Friendship Marathi Sms
Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase. Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI
Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat,” yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!” Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, ” Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo to meri behen hai!!”
Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,
“Bis Milaah!!” Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, “dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!”
Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”.
Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?
Marathi Love Sms
Na sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Na bolata aiku yetil ase Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet,
Na magata sobat detil ase Mitra asavet…
Je jodle te naate.
Ji Jadte ti savay.
Ji Thabte ti Odh.
Je Vadhate te prem.
Jo sampto to sahavas.
Aani
Jya nirantar rahtat tyaa
Athavani
Miss you lot.
Dharmendrachya ghari ekda marathi chor ghusala. dharmendra ragane oradala, “kamine..”
chor ghabarat bolala “ho, thik ahe saheb, kami neto”
Ek sunder Charoli:
Premat jari “Padalo” tari,
Aamhala kadhich “Lagat” nahi,
Karan ekivar prem karun,
Aamach kadhich “Bhagat” nahi … !
Aathavani sambbhalan khup sopp asat,
karan tya manat japun thevata yetat,
pan kshan sambhalan khup kathin asat,
karan kshanat tyanchya aathavani hotat..
Marathi SMS:-
A;Kasa Aahes?
B:Bara Aahe.
A:Dada Kasa Aahe?
B;Bara Aahe.
A:Tai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.
A:Aani Aai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.
A:Baba Paan Barech
Yevdhyasha Aayushyat khup kahi hav asat,
Pan je hav asat tech milat nast,
Hav te milal tari khup kahi kami asat..
Chandanyani bharun suddha aapal aabhal rikam asat…
Marathi Short Sms
Lal pivli kombaditiche tiche karde karde paiibarech divas jale tumcha sms yet natumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?
Hatle, utle, sutle, intukle,pintukle…hata sawan ki ghatakha khuja ke so ja NintukleGood Night…..
PriyeMe phule magitli Tu mala pushpaguchya dilasMe dagad magitlaTu mala sundar murti dilisMe morpis magitleTu mala mor dilasbahiri aahes ki kay
Rojach aathvan yavi ase kahi nahi,rojach bhet gyavi asehi kahi nahi,mi jevha ti apli astat..visrav mhantla tari visarn titak sopa nasat..karan tyala maitri mhantat…
Maitri hi kacha sarkhi naju… maitri hi kacha sarkhi najuk aste, tila jarahi dhkka lagla tar ti tutu shakate, mhanunach tar ti, vishwasawar tiku shakate Marathi SMS
Ti mhante:sheeee
cake la mungya laglyat…
Arz,,kiya hai: tu majhi,mi tujha………tu majhi ,mi tujha………..majhi dusri grlfriend aali,,aata ghari ja..!!
Lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde karde pai barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?
Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant… Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant… Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant…
Tumhala tumachi swapna purn karayachi ahet na… tar mag… zopa aata… good night…
Sandasa chay payrivar badli thaivte vakun Ravanchi nav ghete “Shii” var pani takun…
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