Cute Marathi Sms
Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte …
Manachiya kushi zopal kon, itukle-pitukle pille don, mich-mich dole, tille kan, aata gapachup zopa.
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
Na sampnare akhand swapna asave, na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet, grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet
Na sampnare akhand swapna asave,…
Na sampnare akhand swapna asave, na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet, grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet.
Free Marathi Sms
Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ?
Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte …
Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant…
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant…
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant…
Naughty Marathi Sms
Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ?
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
Jivanachya watewar pratyek weli apanach samjun ghyayach nasat,dusryach chukat asel tar tyala samjun sangayach asat,chuk sanjunhi na samajalyasarkha karat aasel,tar tyala visrun pudhe jat rahayach asat
Na sampnare akhand swapna asave, na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet, grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre samor dhuka vaatel Aaspaas konich disnar naahi Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail Tevha tu majhya kade ye Me tula Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
Tummla tumchi swapn purnah karayaci ahet Na… ter mag… zopa ata… good nigth
Diwane sarva manav banwale. Sarwat shevti NIGROW banla. Aani Dev oradla chya ayla.
Funny Marathi Sms
Ekada Mr.Dhadpade bandage lavalelaya awastyet aaplya ghara madhun baher jatana disle. Mi vicharle kay apaghat wagere zala kay? tar te hasale aani mhanale,’nahi apaghat wagere nahi zala. pan kalach mazaya mandaline navin polpat-latane aanale aahe.’
Tumhala tumachi swapna purn karayachi ahet na…
tar mag…
zopa aata…
good night…
Me Tichya Premat Itaka Radlo… Itaka Radlo ! Ki Badli Bharon Geli.? Pan Sali Haramkhor Ti Baadli Gheun Sandasla Geli…
Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,
“Bis Milaah!!” Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, “dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!”
Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”.
Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante ” Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?”
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat ” E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!”
Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte …
What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?
That Was Great
No!
I Love U
No!
Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka
OneDay.. u’ll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens…
AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!
Cute Marathi Sms
Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte …
Manachiya kushi zopal kon, itukle-pitukle pille don, mich-mich dole, tille kan, aata gapachup zopa.
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
Na sampnare akhand swapna asave, na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet, grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet
Na sampnare akhand swapna asave,…
Na sampnare akhand swapna asave, na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet, grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet.
Free Marathi Sms
Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ?
Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte …
Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant…
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant…
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant…
Naughty Marathi Sms
Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ?
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
Jivanachya watewar pratyek weli apanach samjun ghyayach nasat,dusryach chukat asel tar tyala samjun sangayach asat,chuk sanjunhi na samajalyasarkha karat aasel,tar tyala visrun pudhe jat rahayach asat
Na sampnare akhand swapna asave, na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet, grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre samor dhuka vaatel Aaspaas konich disnar naahi Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail Tevha tu majhya kade ye Me tula Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
Tummla tumchi swapn purnah karayaci ahet Na… ter mag… zopa ata… good nigth
Diwane sarva manav banwale. Sarwat shevti NIGROW banla. Aani Dev oradla chya ayla.
Funny Marathi Sms
Ekada Mr.Dhadpade bandage lavalelaya awastyet aaplya ghara madhun baher jatana disle. Mi vicharle kay apaghat wagere zala kay? tar te hasale aani mhanale,’nahi apaghat wagere nahi zala. pan kalach mazaya mandaline navin polpat-latane aanale aahe.’
Tumhala tumachi swapna purn karayachi ahet na…
tar mag…
zopa aata…
good night…
Me Tichya Premat Itaka Radlo… Itaka Radlo ! Ki Badli Bharon Geli.? Pan Sali Haramkhor Ti Baadli Gheun Sandasla Geli…
Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,
“Bis Milaah!!” Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, “dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!”
Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”.
Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante ” Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?”
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat ” E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!”
Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte …
What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?
That Was Great
No!
I Love U
No!
Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka
OneDay.. u’ll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens…
AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA.
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