ENRI
YAKE?
NANMEL
KOPANA?
BEJAARA?
ILWA.!
Matte
yake.?
Msg
Kalistane illa
Oh..Time ilwa?
Time yake beku
MSG
kaliso MANAS idre Saku kanri.
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You
r
a
DOG
Bhejaraytha?
plz bhejaragbeda. DOG means
D-Dearest
O-OF all
G-Gud Friends
Now u r smiling?
U Naughty DOG. Yelli ondu sala bogalu nodona…!!
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Bikshuka:Sir10Rs kodi coffee kudibeku
Sir:yakaya coffee 5Rs alwa.
B:Lover kuda iddale sir
S:Bikshe bedta iddaru love madta iddiyenayya
B:Love madidmale bikshe bedta idene sir
TAKE CARE WD LOVE HER
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 Tirugo Bhumiyally yettarakkey yeru,
Biddarey santhai salu Naniruvenu,
Yeridarey Santhoshisalu Naniruvenu,
Namma Geletana Ajaramara
“Happy Friendship Day”
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Vayaskara joke andre enu gotta?
.
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.
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18 varsha haleya joke! Ha ha ha



1+1 =??????
.
Innoo answer hudukutaa iddiraa?
.
Naachike aagalva nimage… che…hogi matte school serkoli
.
Good Night :-)
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40 varshagalu kaledaroo gunda ondu vishaya artha aagilla.
Avana thangi ge ibbaru annandiru aadare gundanige obbane anna... yaake?
Nimage gotta? Haagaadare gundanige sms maadi tilisi :-P
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Nimma nechchina haadannu ati ketta haadannaagi maaduvudu hege?
Yochisi.
.
Gottaagilva?
.
Tumbaa simple ree, aa haadannu neeve haadi, record maadi matte matte keli. Ashte :-P 

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Kannada SMS Jokes Collection
Kurudana kaiyalli torch
Kivudana kaiyalli radio
Moogana kaiyalli mic
Ninna kaiyalli mobile
Iddare yaarigoo enu upayoga illa
Aadarooo naavu idannella nodi sahisikollabeku
good evening
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Kelavu baari nanna manassu kelutte
Naanu yaake nimmanna ashtu miss maadkoteeni?
Naanu yaake nimmanna ashtu care maadkoteeni? 

Naanu yaake nimmanna ashtu nenapisikolteeni?
Naanu yaake nimage ashtondu sms maadteeni?
Aaga nanna hrudaya helitu, mental patients ge ashtu care maadabeku anta ;-)
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Neevu endaadaroo plastic nalli muchchida ondu sundara kotina nodiddeeraaa?
Ilvaaa?
Haagaadre, nimma ID card tegedu nodi, kaansutte. Ha ha ha.. Good Night :-)

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Jipunathanada paramaavadhi enu gotte?
Manege benki biddaaga fire station ge miss call kododu??
Try maadi. Keep smiling :-)

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New Kannada SMS
Akkana friend akka aagabahudu
Thangiya friend thangiyaagabahudu
Aadare
Hendatiya friend hendati aagalaaralu

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Cycle nalli bande Hello andalu
Bike nalli bande Hi andalu
Car nalli bande Darling andalu
Idella baadige ande annayya andalu :-)

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Tea angadiyavanu kabaddi aadidare hegirutte gotta.

Cup-tea. Cup-tea. Cup-tea. Cup-tea. Cup-tea. Cup-tea. Cup-tea.

Ha ha ha… idhu hegidhe? 

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Latest Kannada SMS
Jeevanada nigooda satya
Running race nalli oduvudhu kaalaadaroo prize sigodu maatra kaige thane.
Che, entaha viparyaasa. Alva?

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Hello

  

Excuse me
Malagibitraa?
Swalpa eddeli

Please nanna message odi nantara malkoli!

#####MESSAGE#####

Innu saaku malkoli good night

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Shrimantana hatra idhu irodilla
Aadare badavana hatra idhu irutte
Adanna tindare sattuhogteeya
Adu yaavudhu?
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.
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.
Nanagoo gottilla kanri ha ha ha 

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Teasing Good Night SMS in Kannada
Devare! Nanage good night helade yaaru malagutaaro avarige sole, tigane ellaa serkondu ottige kachchali. Good night friends! 

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Kannada SMS Collection
Motte idadha hakki yaavudu gottaaaa?
Yochane maadu
Gottilva????????
Sari naane hella?
Adu
Adu
GANDU HAKKI. ha ha ha

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Preetigu snehakkoo enu vyatyaasa gotta?
Preeti annodu ajji haakida vade tarah. Kaage etkondu haari hogutte
Sneha annodu aa ajjiya haage. Elloo hogade alle irutte.. ha ha ha
Gottaaytaa?
Eega idanna ellarigoo forward maadu :-)

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Hakkigalu bere deshagalinda illige haarikondu baruttave…. Yaake gotta?
Nadedukondu barodikke aagolla adakke
Kopa banta? :-P

  

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Funny and Teasing Kannada SMS
Kitakiyinda rastena nodidare yaaru iralilla
Wah wah!
Kitakiyinda rastena nodidare yaaru iralilla
Raste yinda kitaki na nodidare kitakiyalloo yaaru iralilla
Ha ha ha!

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Current wire na yaake mele kattirtaare gottaaa?

Kelage kattidre neenu adara mele kulitu jokaali aadteeya adakke!

Keep smiling :-) 

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Amusing Kannada SMS Joke
Bhaarathadha janarige atyanta gondalamayavaada dhina yaavudhu gotta?
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February 14
.
Mattu
.
.
Rakshaa bandhana
.
.
Sari thane? 

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Amusing Kannada Jokes
Swarga andre enu?
American Sambala,
British Mane,
Chinese Food mattu Indian hendati

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Naraka andre enu?
American hendati,
British food,
Chinese mane mattu Indian Sambala
Good Night

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Man: nanna koodalanna chikkadaagi kattarisu 

Barber: yeshtu chikkadaagi sir?
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Man: nanna hendati kaige sigadashtu chikkadaagi 

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Kannada Mobile Phone Joke
Call maadu, naanu hosa caller tune haaksiddeeni, naanu call receive madalla ok..
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Ee message forward maadi eshtu jana bakraagalu nimage call maadtaare nodi 

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Comedy Kannada SMS Jokes
Yaako manassu sari illa anta doctor hatra horde.yaaraadru huchcharige SMS maadu sari hogutte andru.nanage ninnannu bittare bere yaariddaare neene helu. Good Morning

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Shiva anta oduttidde collegenalli
Sikkaa patte books ittu bag nalli
Hudugiyobbalu smile kotlu class nalli
Fail aade exam nalli

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Shiva anta nintidde footboard nalli
Sikkaapatte hudugiru idru bus nalli
Hudugiyobbalu smile kotlu seat nalli
Jaari bidde road nalli

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Shiva anta oduttidde collegenalli
Sikkaapatte hudugiru idru class nalli
obbalu maatra nodi nakkalu kanninalli
Devdas aade life nalli 

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Funny SMS Joke in Kannada
Jeevanada "kallu-mullina" haadiyalli yaaru nimma joteyaagirtaare?
Tande thaayi?

 

Illa

Anna, thangi?

Illa

Premi, snehitaru?

Illaa…bari eradu chappaligalu :-) 

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SMS Jokes in Kannada
Surya bandaaga jagakella belaku
Chandra bandaaga beladingala belaku
Yen luck ree nimmadu!?
Nan msg bandaaga nimma mobile nallu belaku.Good Morning

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Hudugi smile kotlu anta propose maadidre love start aagodu 90% khachita.
Love start aaytu anta maduve kanasu kandre devadas aagodu 100% khachita. good morning! 

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Hilarious Kannada SMS Joke
Water mele boat horde ULLAASA,
Aadare boat olage water horde KAILASA!

Goodnight Kannada SMS Joke
Jagattina 5 Kashtada kelasagalu
1. iruvege kiss kododu
2. aanena ettikollodu
3. sollege chaddi haakodu
4. kolige lipstick haakodu
5. Nimma message ge kaayodu
Good Night :-)