Marathi True Friendship
          When i call you..

    1. Ringing means i m thinking u.

    2. Ringing means i like u.

    3. Ringing means i miss u.

    4. Ringing means i need u.

    5. Ringing means behray phone uchal

    Lal pivli kombadi

    tiche tiche karde karde pai

    barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay

    tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

    SoMeDay.. u’ll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens…

    AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!

    What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?

    That Was Great

    No!

    I Love U

    No!

    Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka

    Priye

    Tu mala havi aahes

    Majya sobat

    Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe

    aikache aahet te

    Premache teen shabda

    me bill bharte …

    Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"

    Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"

    Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.

    Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"

    Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".

    Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,

    "Bis Milaah!!" Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!"

    Gavkari: 10 Rupayachya recharge var kiti talktime milel?DukandaR 7 rupaye.Gavkari: Thik ahe rahilelya 3 rupayachi chocalates dya.From : Manish Bhanushali

    Ek aas ek visava, Tuza chehara roj disava, Tuzi aathavan n yavi to divas nasava, Hridyachya pratek konyat tuzya sarkha MITRA asava!From : Manish Bhanushali.

    Athavanicha Pasara AvarateyKhar Sagayach Zal TAr Swatalach SawarateyNisha

    Jachayawar mi prem karate..Tyachyasathi jiv tar nahi Devu Shakat…pan Jar ka Thyachya jivala Dhokha Asel Tar matra Thyala Wachavyahach Prayan Tar Jiv Laun Karen…………TuzichNisha

    Dharmendrachya ghari ekda marathi chor ghusala. dharmendra ragane oradala, "kamine.."chor ghabarat bolala "ho, thik ahe saheb, kami neto"

    UKHANA:–>Gorya gorya Harnache Sundar sundar pai amche ….he kuthe disat nahit kuthe piun padle ka kay?

    Prem hot ekdach aani ekashich aani mala fakt tujashich zhalay aahe aani shevat prayant tujashich rahnar.


Marathi Funny Sms

    Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe

    majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt

    Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt

    Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt

    Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,

    Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,

    Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,

    Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet…

    Pu Laa Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste.”Pu La Deshpande”.Tar

    T-shirt chyaa magchyaa bajulaa kay lihile asnar?

    Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).

    Priye

    Tu mala havi aahes

    Majya sobat

    Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe

    aikache aahet te

    Premache teen shabda

    me bill bharte …

    Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant…

    Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant…

    Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant…

    Sakalee hastes

    Duparee hastes

    Sandhyakalee hastes

    Ratree hastes

    Gharat hastes

    Rastyat hastes

    Yetana baghun hastes

    Jatana baghun hastes

    Tilaa kay vaatte

    Tuu ektich dat ghastes ?

    Jevhaa tulaa agdee ektaa vaatel

    Najray samor dhukaa vaatel

    Aas pass konich disnar nahee

    Saagle jaag andhuk hon jayl

    Priyee

    Me phule magitlee

    Tu malaa pushpaguchyaa dilas

    Mayn dagad magitlaa

    Tuu malaa sundar murtee dilis

    Mayn morpis magitlee

    Tu mala mor dilas

    bahiree aahes kee key ?

 Marathi Friendship Sms

    Lal pivli kombadi

    tiche tiche karde karde paii

    barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na

    tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?


    Shant niwant shishir sarala.

    Salsalata hirwaa vasant aala.

    Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra"PADVA" dari aala.

    "Nutaan Varshabhinandan


    In Korian: Him ham hu,

    In Rashian: Sim sam su,

    In Chini: Chin chan chu,

    In Thai: Hab haab hu,

    &

    In Marathi: Yadaa ha tu


    Ek sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto

    tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat yaar

    kya bivi mili ha sardaar ko sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto to

    scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto aare saale bivi hogi teri vo to

    meri behen ha..


    Tu mala havi aahes

    Majya sobaat

    Ekhadyaa chanshya hotel madhe

    aikache aahet tey

    Premache teen shabda

    mee bill bharte ..


    Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi pictur produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yetee.

    Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaychaa tyamule Dada Kondke

    la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi.

    Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya na suchate.

    Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto asy.

    Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI


    Ekda eka mansala sundas la prblm hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Dr, mala prsakade nit hot nhiye. Majhi shi dorysarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahy". Dr: Kay hoat ahy naki bghu tari?". Dr tyache sagle exams


    Ekda ek manos doctor kade jato. Tyla constipation cha tras hot asto

    Patient: "Dr, mala alikade hoat nahe"

    Dr: Thek ahe ajpasan palikade basan bagha kahi frak padto ka te