Short Funny Quotes and Funny Sayings

Short Funny Quotes & Sayings

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• It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

• Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

• A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

• A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

• Money can’t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.

• I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you.

• Always forgive your enemies – Nothing annoys them so much.

• Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

• A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

• All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

• Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

• I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

• A man in the house is worth two in the street.

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• Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

• By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

• Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.

• It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

• Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

• Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

• Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

• The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.