Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947 Alif...Annar By....Bakry Py....Pankha . . . . . . . . . . . . Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008. Alif...Aataa By....Bijli Py....Petrol
   
Arz Kya Hay.....
Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli...
Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli......
Perda Joo Uthaya too Under Say Siah Nikli.


   
"pathan ka shair"

na botal main na jar main

na hotel main na bar main

na bike peh na car main

jo maza hai "NISWAR"main

na ishaq main na pyar main


   
In soft gleaming night of stars
May all ur dreams com true
May every star of every night
Bring lov n joy 2 u
Happy B"day 2 u...

   
Arz kya hai...
Bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se phale,
bakri kha gai..

   
Aaj ka kam kal per chor do
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Ho sakta hai kal tak us k liye koi machine ejad ho jaye.....

   
Judge: Tum Ne Ek Hi Raat Me 7 Jagah Chori Ki?

Chor: Haan Sahib,
Main Mehnat Se G Nahi Churata.

   
Karachi main mushtail afrad ne samundar ko aag laga di...
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Lambi Lambi Chor k GEO.

   
NASIR KAZMI ki rooh se mazrat k sath...

Jab se begam ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
maine nazaroun ki tarah sar ko bhi jhuka rakha hai. Bartano aaj mere sar pe barste kion ho,
maine dho dho k tumhin kitna saja rakha hai.
roz leti hai talashi who police ki manind,
pochti hai kahan paisoun ko chupa rakha hai.
who hi dunya main muqadar ka sikandar thera,
jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai.
pe ja hans k maar ki talkhi ko sohar,
maar khane main bhi kudrat ne maza rakha hai.

   
Arzz Kya Hay.
Un ko Dekh Ker Tanha Dil Ko Tasalay Si houty Hay..
Un Ka Hath Tham Loun To Muhobaat Si Houty hay..
Woooo Agar Jaan Lain Mery Inn Khayali Batoun koo....
Mughy Apny Donooo Galoun Per Sourkhy Si Mahsoos Huty hay.

Teacher student se: Ye {artificial} beard ap wapis lay jae. ab eska kam nahi ha.
Student: face pe hath phertay hui. chorae miss khod hi aa jae gi.

   
Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dosry taraf Dekha ja sakta hai.
American hiran hokar bola Wo kia cheez hai
Pathan ne kaha SORAAKH

   
U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNN
Gin lena puray hy:-D


   
Jb wo make up karti hy
to bilkul reema lagti hy
wah wah

jb wo make up karti ha to bilkul reema lagti hy

Or jb wo make up nhi karti to shafqat cheema lagti hy

   
School ka Toilet b Ajeeb hy
Pappu ko Qabz b shadeed hy
Toilet me na to light hy,
Pappu ki halat tight hy,
Bhens bari ya Aqal bari,
Pappu ki pant me Nikal pari.

   
Subah Se Ise Intzar Me Bemar Pary Hein
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""FARAZ""
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K Sham Ko Koi Fruit Leke A jy

   
Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya

Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.

What?

Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...

   
Aik Aadmi Doctor kay paas gaya aur us se kaha Doctor sahab mujhe PATLAY motion hain.
Doctor: Kitne Patle Hain????
Patient: Buhat Patle Hain.
Doctor: Phir Bhi Kitne Patle???????
Patient: Itne Patle Motion Hain kay app KULLI bhi kar sakte hain!!!

   
Aap ki Life mein 1 Aisi Larki aye Gi Jo Sirf Aap ki Hogi Hogi.

Ap us se BeHad Pyar Karo gy.

Ap Dono Ki Mohabat Bemisaal Hogi .

Ap Usey KISS karo Gy Jb Wo Kareeb Akar Kahy Gi .

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PAPA . . . . . !

   
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( “._.� )
>�)(�<
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Me Shbshe Nalaj Hn
Mere ko Na
Koi B Sms Ni Kalta
Shab Bisy Hei
Kisi ko Meli Yad Ni Aati

sardar. bagum ki pia hay auoo pia hay
sardar. roz auoo pia kiday sabzi bi pa landy kar
bagum. parosi roz a day janda hay tay pa lay dhi hay
   

I saw u on the roof one day ,
U were looking so pretty, cute, & sweet,
Ur face diving, ur walk so perfect,
I started 2 sing a song ,
UD KOTHAY UTON KANWAN WAY.......


   
Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,

Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia

Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,

Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C leykar aya tha aap k pass..

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka leykar aoo


   
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

   
Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,

Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia

Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,

Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C leykar aya tha aap k pass..

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka leykar aoo

   
Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"

   
Quaid-e-Azam fote ho gay hain
Liaquat Ali bi shaheed ho gay hain
Alama Iqbal bi nahi rahe
mari tabihat bi kharab rehti hai
pata nahi Pakistan ka kia bane ga.

   
Agar tumari zindgi andairy main doobi hui hai
to mayoos mut hona aur Khuda se roshni ki dua mango
agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota to kanjoosi mut karo
aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao

   
I saw u on the roof one day ,
U were looking so pretty, cute, & sweet,
Ur face diving, ur walk so perfect,
I started 2 sing a song ,
UD KOTHAY UTON KANWAN WAY.......

   
Usne Mere hath ki lakeerain dekhin



or pir Hans kar kaha !!!



Tujhe Zindagi me Sab kuch milega,

Sivaay
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Cheeni Ke

Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.

jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"

nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.

Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.

Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.


   
"Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"
"Yar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka"

Remix by FARAAZ

"Acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka"
"Naap liya mere sey dia mere dia mere baap ka"
*H*U*S*B*


   
Larkey Wale:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.

   
Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon.
Ladki: bolo
Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.

   
Din Dhal Gaya Or Raat Agai

Wah Wah

Din Dhal gaya Or Raat Agai



Kamine Bher Ja Kar Dekh Teri Behn Ki Barat Agai.

   
1 Girl:
Muje to esa Larka Chayehi jo.
Naik
Handsum
Inteligent
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
ho.
2nd Girl. Shut up.
"A. Muqeet" Sirf Mera he...
;-)

   
Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control.
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
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Khirki Darwaze Khol.
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Chnada mama ko bol
All is Well
WAPDA KIA JAANE
Student KA kia ho ga??
Revision kare ya Paseene mein Khuwar ho ga??

to mom bati jla, Generatot Chal ya
U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaya all is well.....

   
yar ye dekh



kese ne blank sms
bhej dia ha
ye koi insaniat ha

   
papu naha raha tha

acanak aek larki bna btaie a gai
papu wese he baher a gia
larki
uff kuch to pahen aou
papu bhag ke gia our



"chaper" phen aya

   
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,

socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
   

Doston ki Yaadon Se Badkar Koi Dolat Nahi Hoti..
Sath Rahna Hi Dost Ki Jarurt Nahi Hoti,
Duriya Kar Deti Hai Yaadon Ko Zinda,Warna Yaadon Ki Koi Kimat Nahi Hoti
Copy to clipboard
   

My Hands Never Pain
When Typing Message For You,

But

My Heart Always
Pain When
There Is
No Reply
From YOU.?



Muje awaz de lena



Kabi icecream lao to

Kabi murghi pkao to

Mujhe awaz de lena



wallet men maal ziada ho

Jo shopping ka irada ho

Muje awaz de lena



Tumhare dress unfit ho

Make up ki extra kit ho

Mujhe awaz de lena



Kabi concert pe jana ho

Kahin hular mchana ho

Zra na tm sharmana

Zra na tm ghabrana

Muje awaz de lena!

   

tum se nazrain kayse milaon jani wah wah tum se nazrain kaysay milaon jani tayre saji akh kani mayre kabhi akh kani

   


   
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.

Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
   


Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nahi Jati,



Kuchh Fizao Ki Mahak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Nazaro Ki Jhalak Nahi Jati,



Kuchh Bijliyo Ki Tadak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Ghatao Ki Dhamak Nahi Jati,



Kuchh Manzilo Ki Sadak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Khyalo Ki Khatak Nahi Jati,



End Nhi Hota Mera SMS Jab Tak

Parhne Wale ki Khopri Satak Nahi Jati.


   
kya ap jante hain ap ki kitni hain

kya



kya




kya




kya




kya





tangain yar or kya.

b positive yar.

   
techr:
bijli kahan se ati hai?
stdnt
mere mamoo k gharse!
tech:
who kese?
stdnt
Jab bijli jati he to mere
papa kehte hen,
"saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

   
Ek pathan khana kha rha tha


kya ab wo khana b na khaye kya
jan lelo pathano ki

Marathi True Friendship
          When i call you..

    1. Ringing means i m thinking u.

    2. Ringing means i like u.

    3. Ringing means i miss u.

    4. Ringing means i need u.

    5. Ringing means behray phone uchal

    Lal pivli kombadi

    tiche tiche karde karde pai

    barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay

    tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

    SoMeDay.. u’ll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens…

    AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!

    What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?

    That Was Great

    No!

    I Love U

    No!

    Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka

    Priye

    Tu mala havi aahes

    Majya sobat

    Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe

    aikache aahet te

    Premache teen shabda

    me bill bharte …

    Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"

    Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"

    Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.

    Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"

    Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".

    Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,

    "Bis Milaah!!" Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!"

    Gavkari: 10 Rupayachya recharge var kiti talktime milel?DukandaR 7 rupaye.Gavkari: Thik ahe rahilelya 3 rupayachi chocalates dya.From : Manish Bhanushali

    Ek aas ek visava, Tuza chehara roj disava, Tuzi aathavan n yavi to divas nasava, Hridyachya pratek konyat tuzya sarkha MITRA asava!From : Manish Bhanushali.

    Athavanicha Pasara AvarateyKhar Sagayach Zal TAr Swatalach SawarateyNisha

    Jachayawar mi prem karate..Tyachyasathi jiv tar nahi Devu Shakat…pan Jar ka Thyachya jivala Dhokha Asel Tar matra Thyala Wachavyahach Prayan Tar Jiv Laun Karen…………TuzichNisha

    Dharmendrachya ghari ekda marathi chor ghusala. dharmendra ragane oradala, "kamine.."chor ghabarat bolala "ho, thik ahe saheb, kami neto"

    UKHANA:–>Gorya gorya Harnache Sundar sundar pai amche ….he kuthe disat nahit kuthe piun padle ka kay?

    Prem hot ekdach aani ekashich aani mala fakt tujashich zhalay aahe aani shevat prayant tujashich rahnar.


Marathi Funny Sms

    Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe

    majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt

    Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt

    Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt

    Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,

    Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,

    Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,

    Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet…

    Pu Laa Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste.”Pu La Deshpande”.Tar

    T-shirt chyaa magchyaa bajulaa kay lihile asnar?

    Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).

    Priye

    Tu mala havi aahes

    Majya sobat

    Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe

    aikache aahet te

    Premache teen shabda

    me bill bharte …

    Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant…

    Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant…

    Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant…

    Sakalee hastes

    Duparee hastes

    Sandhyakalee hastes

    Ratree hastes

    Gharat hastes

    Rastyat hastes

    Yetana baghun hastes

    Jatana baghun hastes

    Tilaa kay vaatte

    Tuu ektich dat ghastes ?

    Jevhaa tulaa agdee ektaa vaatel

    Najray samor dhukaa vaatel

    Aas pass konich disnar nahee

    Saagle jaag andhuk hon jayl

    Priyee

    Me phule magitlee

    Tu malaa pushpaguchyaa dilas

    Mayn dagad magitlaa

    Tuu malaa sundar murtee dilis

    Mayn morpis magitlee

    Tu mala mor dilas

    bahiree aahes kee key ?

 Marathi Friendship Sms

    Lal pivli kombadi

    tiche tiche karde karde paii

    barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na

    tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?


    Shant niwant shishir sarala.

    Salsalata hirwaa vasant aala.

    Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra"PADVA" dari aala.

    "Nutaan Varshabhinandan


    In Korian: Him ham hu,

    In Rashian: Sim sam su,

    In Chini: Chin chan chu,

    In Thai: Hab haab hu,

    &

    In Marathi: Yadaa ha tu


    Ek sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto

    tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat yaar

    kya bivi mili ha sardaar ko sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto to

    scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto aare saale bivi hogi teri vo to

    meri behen ha..


    Tu mala havi aahes

    Majya sobaat

    Ekhadyaa chanshya hotel madhe

    aikache aahet tey

    Premache teen shabda

    mee bill bharte ..


    Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi pictur produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yetee.

    Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaychaa tyamule Dada Kondke

    la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi.

    Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya na suchate.

    Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto asy.

    Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI


    Ekda eka mansala sundas la prblm hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Dr, mala prsakade nit hot nhiye. Majhi shi dorysarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahy". Dr: Kay hoat ahy naki bghu tari?". Dr tyache sagle exams


    Ekda ek manos doctor kade jato. Tyla constipation cha tras hot asto

    Patient: "Dr, mala alikade hoat nahe"

    Dr: Thek ahe ajpasan palikade basan bagha kahi frak padto ka te

 

Friendship Marathi Sms

    Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase. Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI

    Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat,” yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!” Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, ” Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo to meri behen hai!!”

    Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,

    “Bis Milaah!!” Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, “dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!”

    Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.

    Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”

    Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”.

    Sakali hastes

    Dupari hastes

    Sandhyakali hastes

    Ratri hastes

    Gharat hastes

    Rastyat hastes

    Yetana baghun hastes

    Jatana baghun hastes

    Tila kay vaatte

    Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

Marathi Love Sms

    Na sampanare akhand swapna asave,

    Na bolata aiku yetil ase Shabd asavet,

    Grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet,

    Na magata sobat detil ase Mitra asavet…

    Je jodle te naate.

    Ji Jadte ti savay.

    Ji Thabte ti Odh.

    Je Vadhate te prem.

    Jo sampto to sahavas.

    Aani

    Jya nirantar rahtat tyaa

    Athavani

    Miss you lot.

    Dharmendrachya ghari ekda marathi chor ghusala. dharmendra ragane oradala, “kamine..”

    chor ghabarat bolala “ho, thik ahe saheb, kami neto”

    Ek sunder Charoli:

    Premat jari “Padalo” tari,

    Aamhala kadhich “Lagat” nahi,

    Karan ekivar prem karun,

    Aamach kadhich “Bhagat” nahi … !

    Aathavani sambbhalan khup sopp asat,

    karan tya manat japun thevata yetat,

    pan kshan sambhalan khup kathin asat,

    karan kshanat tyanchya aathavani hotat..

    Marathi SMS:-

    A;Kasa Aahes?

    B:Bara Aahe.

    A:Dada Kasa Aahe?

    B;Bara Aahe.

    A:Tai Kashi Aahe?

    B:Bari Aahe.

    A:Aani Aai Kashi Aahe?

    B:Bari Aahe.

    A:Baba Paan Barech

    Yevdhyasha Aayushyat khup kahi hav asat,

    Pan je hav asat tech milat nast,

    Hav te milal tari khup kahi kami asat..

    Chandanyani bharun suddha aapal aabhal rikam asat…

Marathi Short Sms

    Lal pivli kombaditiche tiche karde karde paiibarech divas jale tumcha sms yet natumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

    Hatle, utle, sutle, intukle,pintukle…hata sawan ki ghatakha khuja ke so ja NintukleGood Night…..

    PriyeMe phule magitli Tu mala pushpaguchya dilasMe dagad magitlaTu mala sundar murti dilisMe morpis magitleTu mala mor dilasbahiri aahes ki kay

    Rojach aathvan yavi ase kahi nahi,rojach bhet gyavi asehi kahi nahi,mi jevha ti apli astat..visrav mhantla tari visarn titak sopa nasat..karan tyala maitri mhantat…

    Maitri hi kacha sarkhi naju… maitri hi kacha sarkhi najuk aste, tila jarahi dhkka lagla tar ti tutu shakate, mhanunach tar ti, vishwasawar tiku shakate Marathi SMS

    Ti mhante:sheeee

    cake la mungya laglyat…

    Arz,,kiya hai: tu majhi,mi tujha………tu majhi ,mi tujha………..majhi dusri grlfriend aali,,aata ghari ja..!!

    Lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde karde pai barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

    Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant… Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant… Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant…

    Tumhala tumachi swapna purn karayachi ahet na… tar mag… zopa aata… good night…

    Sandasa chay payrivar badli thaivte vakun Ravanchi nav ghete “Shii” var pani takun…

 
Cute Marathi Sms

    Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte …

    Manachiya kushi zopal kon, itukle-pitukle pille don, mich-mich dole, tille kan, aata gapachup zopa.

    Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

    Najre samor dhuka vaatel

    Aaspaas konich disnar naahi

    Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail

    Tevha tu majhya kade ye

    Me tula

    Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

    Na sampnare akhand swapna asave, na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet, grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet

    Na sampnare akhand swapna asave,…

    Na sampnare akhand swapna asave, na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet, grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet.

Free Marathi Sms

    Sakali hastes

    Dupari hastes

    Sandhyakali hastes

    Ratri hastes

    Gharat hastes

    Rastyat hastes

    Yetana baghun hastes

    Jatana baghun hastes

    Tila kay vaatte

    Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

    Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

    Najre samor dhuka vaatel

    Aaspaas konich disnar naahi

    Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail

    Tevha tu majhya kade ye

    Me tula

    Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

    Priye

    Me phule magitli

    Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas

    Me dagad magitla

    Tu mala sundar murti dilis

    Me morpis magitle

    Tu mala mor dilas

    bahiri aahes ki kay ?

    Priye

    Tu mala havi aahes

    Majya sobat

    Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe

    aikache aahet te

    Premache teen shabda

    me bill bharte …

    Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant…

    Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant…

    Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant…

Naughty Marathi Sms

    Priye

    Me phule magitli

    Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas

    Me dagad magitla

    Tu mala sundar murti dilis

    Me morpis magitle

    Tu mala mor dilas

    bahiri aahes ki kay ?

    Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

    Najre samor dhuka vaatel

    Aaspaas konich disnar naahi

    Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail

    Tevha tu majhya kade ye

    Me tula

    Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

    Jivanachya watewar pratyek weli apanach samjun ghyayach nasat,dusryach chukat asel tar tyala samjun sangayach asat,chuk sanjunhi na samajalyasarkha karat aasel,tar tyala visrun pudhe jat rahayach asat

    Na sampnare akhand swapna asave, na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet, grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet

    Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre samor dhuka vaatel Aaspaas konich disnar naahi Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail Tevha tu majhya kade ye Me tula Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

    Tummla tumchi swapn purnah karayaci ahet Na… ter mag… zopa ata… good nigth

    Diwane sarva manav banwale. Sarwat shevti NIGROW banla. Aani Dev oradla chya ayla.

Funny Marathi Sms

    Ekada Mr.Dhadpade bandage lavalelaya awastyet aaplya ghara madhun baher jatana disle. Mi vicharle kay apaghat wagere zala kay? tar te hasale aani mhanale,’nahi apaghat wagere nahi zala. pan kalach mazaya mandaline navin polpat-latane aanale aahe.’

    Tumhala tumachi swapna purn karayachi ahet na…

    tar mag…

    zopa aata…

    good night…

    Me Tichya Premat Itaka Radlo… Itaka Radlo ! Ki Badli Bharon Geli.? Pan Sali Haramkhor Ti Baadli Gheun Sandasla Geli…

    Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,

    “Bis Milaah!!” Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, “dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!”

    Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.

    Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”

    Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”.

    Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante ” Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?”

    Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat ” E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!”

    Priye

    Tu mala havi aahes

    Majya sobat

    Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe

    aikache aahet te

    Premache teen shabda

    me bill bharte …

    What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?

    That Was Great

    No!

    I Love U

    No!

    Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka

    OneDay.. u’ll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens…

    AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!







Cute Marathi Sms

    Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte …

    Manachiya kushi zopal kon, itukle-pitukle pille don, mich-mich dole, tille kan, aata gapachup zopa.

    Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

    Najre samor dhuka vaatel

    Aaspaas konich disnar naahi

    Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail

    Tevha tu majhya kade ye

    Me tula

    Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

    Na sampnare akhand swapna asave, na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet, grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet

    Na sampnare akhand swapna asave,…

    Na sampnare akhand swapna asave, na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet, grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet.

Free Marathi Sms

    Sakali hastes

    Dupari hastes

    Sandhyakali hastes

    Ratri hastes

    Gharat hastes

    Rastyat hastes

    Yetana baghun hastes

    Jatana baghun hastes

    Tila kay vaatte

    Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

    Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

    Najre samor dhuka vaatel

    Aaspaas konich disnar naahi

    Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail

    Tevha tu majhya kade ye

    Me tula

    Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

    Priye

    Me phule magitli

    Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas

    Me dagad magitla

    Tu mala sundar murti dilis

    Me morpis magitle

    Tu mala mor dilas

    bahiri aahes ki kay ?

    Priye

    Tu mala havi aahes

    Majya sobat

    Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe

    aikache aahet te

    Premache teen shabda

    me bill bharte …

    Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant…

    Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant…

    Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant…

Naughty Marathi Sms

    Priye

    Me phule magitli

    Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas

    Me dagad magitla

    Tu mala sundar murti dilis

    Me morpis magitle

    Tu mala mor dilas

    bahiri aahes ki kay ?

    Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

    Najre samor dhuka vaatel

    Aaspaas konich disnar naahi

    Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail

    Tevha tu majhya kade ye

    Me tula

    Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

    Jivanachya watewar pratyek weli apanach samjun ghyayach nasat,dusryach chukat asel tar tyala samjun sangayach asat,chuk sanjunhi na samajalyasarkha karat aasel,tar tyala visrun pudhe jat rahayach asat

    Na sampnare akhand swapna asave, na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet, grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet

    Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre samor dhuka vaatel Aaspaas konich disnar naahi Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail Tevha tu majhya kade ye Me tula Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

    Tummla tumchi swapn purnah karayaci ahet Na… ter mag… zopa ata… good nigth

    Diwane sarva manav banwale. Sarwat shevti NIGROW banla. Aani Dev oradla chya ayla.

Funny Marathi Sms

    Ekada Mr.Dhadpade bandage lavalelaya awastyet aaplya ghara madhun baher jatana disle. Mi vicharle kay apaghat wagere zala kay? tar te hasale aani mhanale,’nahi apaghat wagere nahi zala. pan kalach mazaya mandaline navin polpat-latane aanale aahe.’

    Tumhala tumachi swapna purn karayachi ahet na…

    tar mag…

    zopa aata…

    good night…

    Me Tichya Premat Itaka Radlo… Itaka Radlo ! Ki Badli Bharon Geli.? Pan Sali Haramkhor Ti Baadli Gheun Sandasla Geli…

    Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,

    “Bis Milaah!!” Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, “dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!”

    Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.

    Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”

    Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”.

    Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante ” Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?”

    Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat ” E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!”

    Priye

    Tu mala havi aahes

    Majya sobat

    Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe

    aikache aahet te

    Premache teen shabda

    me bill bharte …

    What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?

    That Was Great

    No!

    I Love U

    No!

    Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka

    OneDay.. u’ll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens…

    AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA.

ENRI
YAKE?
NANMEL
KOPANA?
BEJAARA?
ILWA.!
Matte
yake.?
Msg
Kalistane illa
Oh..Time ilwa?
Time yake beku
MSG
kaliso MANAS idre Saku kanri.
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You
r
a
DOG
Bhejaraytha?
plz bhejaragbeda. DOG means
D-Dearest
O-OF all
G-Gud Friends
Now u r smiling?
U Naughty DOG. Yelli ondu sala bogalu nodona…!!
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Bikshuka:Sir10Rs kodi coffee kudibeku
Sir:yakaya coffee 5Rs alwa.
B:Lover kuda iddale sir
S:Bikshe bedta iddaru love madta iddiyenayya
B:Love madidmale bikshe bedta idene sir
TAKE CARE WD LOVE HER
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 Tirugo Bhumiyally yettarakkey yeru,
Biddarey santhai salu Naniruvenu,
Yeridarey Santhoshisalu Naniruvenu,
Namma Geletana Ajaramara
“Happy Friendship Day”
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Vayaskara joke andre enu gotta?
.
.
.
.
18 varsha haleya joke! Ha ha ha



1+1 =??????
.
Innoo answer hudukutaa iddiraa?
.
Naachike aagalva nimage… che…hogi matte school serkoli
.
Good Night :-)
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40 varshagalu kaledaroo gunda ondu vishaya artha aagilla.
Avana thangi ge ibbaru annandiru aadare gundanige obbane anna... yaake?
Nimage gotta? Haagaadare gundanige sms maadi tilisi :-P
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Nimma nechchina haadannu ati ketta haadannaagi maaduvudu hege?
Yochisi.
.
Gottaagilva?
.
Tumbaa simple ree, aa haadannu neeve haadi, record maadi matte matte keli. Ashte :-P 

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Kannada SMS Jokes Collection
Kurudana kaiyalli torch
Kivudana kaiyalli radio
Moogana kaiyalli mic
Ninna kaiyalli mobile
Iddare yaarigoo enu upayoga illa
Aadarooo naavu idannella nodi sahisikollabeku
good evening
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Kelavu baari nanna manassu kelutte
Naanu yaake nimmanna ashtu miss maadkoteeni?
Naanu yaake nimmanna ashtu care maadkoteeni? 

Naanu yaake nimmanna ashtu nenapisikolteeni?
Naanu yaake nimage ashtondu sms maadteeni?
Aaga nanna hrudaya helitu, mental patients ge ashtu care maadabeku anta ;-)
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Neevu endaadaroo plastic nalli muchchida ondu sundara kotina nodiddeeraaa?
Ilvaaa?
Haagaadre, nimma ID card tegedu nodi, kaansutte. Ha ha ha.. Good Night :-)

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Jipunathanada paramaavadhi enu gotte?
Manege benki biddaaga fire station ge miss call kododu??
Try maadi. Keep smiling :-)

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New Kannada SMS
Akkana friend akka aagabahudu
Thangiya friend thangiyaagabahudu
Aadare
Hendatiya friend hendati aagalaaralu

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Cycle nalli bande Hello andalu
Bike nalli bande Hi andalu
Car nalli bande Darling andalu
Idella baadige ande annayya andalu :-)

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Tea angadiyavanu kabaddi aadidare hegirutte gotta.

Cup-tea. Cup-tea. Cup-tea. Cup-tea. Cup-tea. Cup-tea. Cup-tea.

Ha ha ha… idhu hegidhe? 

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Latest Kannada SMS
Jeevanada nigooda satya
Running race nalli oduvudhu kaalaadaroo prize sigodu maatra kaige thane.
Che, entaha viparyaasa. Alva?

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Hello

  

Excuse me
Malagibitraa?
Swalpa eddeli

Please nanna message odi nantara malkoli!

#####MESSAGE#####

Innu saaku malkoli good night

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Shrimantana hatra idhu irodilla
Aadare badavana hatra idhu irutte
Adanna tindare sattuhogteeya
Adu yaavudhu?
.
.
.
.
Nanagoo gottilla kanri ha ha ha 

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Teasing Good Night SMS in Kannada
Devare! Nanage good night helade yaaru malagutaaro avarige sole, tigane ellaa serkondu ottige kachchali. Good night friends! 

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Kannada SMS Collection
Motte idadha hakki yaavudu gottaaaa?
Yochane maadu
Gottilva????????
Sari naane hella?
Adu
Adu
GANDU HAKKI. ha ha ha

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Preetigu snehakkoo enu vyatyaasa gotta?
Preeti annodu ajji haakida vade tarah. Kaage etkondu haari hogutte
Sneha annodu aa ajjiya haage. Elloo hogade alle irutte.. ha ha ha
Gottaaytaa?
Eega idanna ellarigoo forward maadu :-)

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Hakkigalu bere deshagalinda illige haarikondu baruttave…. Yaake gotta?
Nadedukondu barodikke aagolla adakke
Kopa banta? :-P

  

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Funny and Teasing Kannada SMS
Kitakiyinda rastena nodidare yaaru iralilla
Wah wah!
Kitakiyinda rastena nodidare yaaru iralilla
Raste yinda kitaki na nodidare kitakiyalloo yaaru iralilla
Ha ha ha!

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Current wire na yaake mele kattirtaare gottaaa?

Kelage kattidre neenu adara mele kulitu jokaali aadteeya adakke!

Keep smiling :-) 

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Amusing Kannada SMS Joke
Bhaarathadha janarige atyanta gondalamayavaada dhina yaavudhu gotta?
.
.
.
.
February 14
.
Mattu
.
.
Rakshaa bandhana
.
.
Sari thane? 

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Amusing Kannada Jokes
Swarga andre enu?
American Sambala,
British Mane,
Chinese Food mattu Indian hendati

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Naraka andre enu?
American hendati,
British food,
Chinese mane mattu Indian Sambala
Good Night

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Man: nanna koodalanna chikkadaagi kattarisu 

Barber: yeshtu chikkadaagi sir?
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.
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Man: nanna hendati kaige sigadashtu chikkadaagi 

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Kannada Mobile Phone Joke
Call maadu, naanu hosa caller tune haaksiddeeni, naanu call receive madalla ok..
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Ee message forward maadi eshtu jana bakraagalu nimage call maadtaare nodi 

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Comedy Kannada SMS Jokes
Yaako manassu sari illa anta doctor hatra horde.yaaraadru huchcharige SMS maadu sari hogutte andru.nanage ninnannu bittare bere yaariddaare neene helu. Good Morning

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Shiva anta oduttidde collegenalli
Sikkaa patte books ittu bag nalli
Hudugiyobbalu smile kotlu class nalli
Fail aade exam nalli

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Shiva anta nintidde footboard nalli
Sikkaapatte hudugiru idru bus nalli
Hudugiyobbalu smile kotlu seat nalli
Jaari bidde road nalli

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Shiva anta oduttidde collegenalli
Sikkaapatte hudugiru idru class nalli
obbalu maatra nodi nakkalu kanninalli
Devdas aade life nalli 

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Funny SMS Joke in Kannada
Jeevanada "kallu-mullina" haadiyalli yaaru nimma joteyaagirtaare?
Tande thaayi?

 

Illa

Anna, thangi?

Illa

Premi, snehitaru?

Illaa…bari eradu chappaligalu :-) 

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SMS Jokes in Kannada
Surya bandaaga jagakella belaku
Chandra bandaaga beladingala belaku
Yen luck ree nimmadu!?
Nan msg bandaaga nimma mobile nallu belaku.Good Morning

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Hudugi smile kotlu anta propose maadidre love start aagodu 90% khachita.
Love start aaytu anta maduve kanasu kandre devadas aagodu 100% khachita. good morning! 

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Hilarious Kannada SMS Joke
Water mele boat horde ULLAASA,
Aadare boat olage water horde KAILASA!

Goodnight Kannada SMS Joke
Jagattina 5 Kashtada kelasagalu
1. iruvege kiss kododu
2. aanena ettikollodu
3. sollege chaddi haakodu
4. kolige lipstick haakodu
5. Nimma message ge kaayodu
Good Night :-)