Teacher student se: Ye {artificial} beard ap wapis lay jae. ab eska kam nahi ha.
Student: face pe hath phertay hui. chorae miss khod hi aa jae gi.

   
Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dosry taraf Dekha ja sakta hai.
American hiran hokar bola Wo kia cheez hai
Pathan ne kaha SORAAKH

   
U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
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Gin lena puray hy:-D


   
Jb wo make up karti hy
to bilkul reema lagti hy
wah wah

jb wo make up karti ha to bilkul reema lagti hy

Or jb wo make up nhi karti to shafqat cheema lagti hy

   
School ka Toilet b Ajeeb hy
Pappu ko Qabz b shadeed hy
Toilet me na to light hy,
Pappu ki halat tight hy,
Bhens bari ya Aqal bari,
Pappu ki pant me Nikal pari.

   
Subah Se Ise Intzar Me Bemar Pary Hein
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""FARAZ""
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K Sham Ko Koi Fruit Leke A jy

   
Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya

Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.

What?

Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...

   
Aik Aadmi Doctor kay paas gaya aur us se kaha Doctor sahab mujhe PATLAY motion hain.
Doctor: Kitne Patle Hain????
Patient: Buhat Patle Hain.
Doctor: Phir Bhi Kitne Patle???????
Patient: Itne Patle Motion Hain kay app KULLI bhi kar sakte hain!!!

   
Aap ki Life mein 1 Aisi Larki aye Gi Jo Sirf Aap ki Hogi Hogi.

Ap us se BeHad Pyar Karo gy.

Ap Dono Ki Mohabat Bemisaal Hogi .

Ap Usey KISS karo Gy Jb Wo Kareeb Akar Kahy Gi .

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PAPA . . . . . !

   
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