Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.

jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"

nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.

Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.

Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.


   
"Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"
"Yar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka"

Remix by FARAAZ

"Acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka"
"Naap liya mere sey dia mere dia mere baap ka"
*H*U*S*B*


   
Larkey Wale:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.

   
Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon.
Ladki: bolo
Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.

   
Din Dhal Gaya Or Raat Agai

Wah Wah

Din Dhal gaya Or Raat Agai



Kamine Bher Ja Kar Dekh Teri Behn Ki Barat Agai.

   
1 Girl:
Muje to esa Larka Chayehi jo.
Naik
Handsum
Inteligent
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
ho.
2nd Girl. Shut up.
"A. Muqeet" Sirf Mera he...
;-)

   
Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control.
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
...
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
...
Chnada mama ko bol
All is Well
WAPDA KIA JAANE
Student KA kia ho ga??
Revision kare ya Paseene mein Khuwar ho ga??

to mom bati jla, Generatot Chal ya
U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaya all is well.....

   
yar ye dekh



kese ne blank sms
bhej dia ha
ye koi insaniat ha

   
papu naha raha tha

acanak aek larki bna btaie a gai
papu wese he baher a gia
larki
uff kuch to pahen aou
papu bhag ke gia our



"chaper" phen aya

   
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya